outfly/src/chats/serenity.yaml

- chat: Drifter
- system: "Error: No response"
- system: No life signs detected
- Damn, it's gotta be moldy in that suit. How long has it been drifting?:
- Harvest some oxygen:
  - script: refilloxygen 1 Drifter


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- chat: SubduedClippy
- At your service!


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- chat: Icarus
- if: $talked_before
  then:
  - Oh hey, you're back!
  - Nice to see you again!
  - goto: back
- Oh hey, you're awake!
- set: $talked_before
- label: back
- I found you drifting out cold, and thought, I better watch over you.
- Took us here behind that moonlet, to shield you from the micros.
- Thank you!:
  - label: thx
  - No worries. Folks are stretched thin around this corner, we gotta watch out for each other.
  - How are you feeling?
  - goto: howru
- I didn't ask for this.:
  - label: didntask
  - "Sure, 'cause you were unconscious. I just did what felt right. Is there a problem?"
  - Nevermind. Thank you.:
    - goto: thx
  - Leave me alone!:
    - goto: EXIT
- Micros? What's that?:
  - Micrometeorites. Those tiny 混蛋 that fly right through you, leaving holes in your suit. And your body.
  - Ouch! Thank you so much.:
    - goto: thx
  - Whatever... I didn't ask for this.:
    - goto: didntask


- How are you feeling?
- label: howru
- I feel quite cozy, this space suit feels like a second skin.:
  - set: friends
  - Hah, it does, doesn't it?
  - But take care, your suit seems to be leaking. I'd patch it up if I were you.
  - I'm all out of SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ right now, otherwise I'd share.
  - Can I help you with anything else, maybe?
- I got this apocalyptic headache...:
  - set: friends
  - Heh, probably related to why you were passed out.
  - Go easy on yourself, I'm sure things will turn for the better.
  - Meanwhile, can I help you with anything?
- I... don't know, I'm pretty disoriented.:
  - set: friends
  - Oh no. Do you need a lowdown on reality?
- I just want to be alone right now:
  - Oh, sure. Ping me if you need anything. I'll go back to playing my VR game.
  - goto: EXIT


- label: help
- Where are we?:
  - This is space, my friend.
  - That massive crescent over there, that's Jupiter.
  - We're about 150,000km away from its surface, on the very outside of it's rings.
  - This area is called the Thebe gossamer ring.
  - The moon Thebe is actually pretty close right now, flinging all those micros at us.
  - Micros? What's that?:
    - Micrometeorites. Those tiny 混蛋 that fly right through you, leaving holes in your suit. And your body.
  - goto: help
- What year is this?:
  - Oh, is your Augmented Reality deactivated?
  - Push the TAB button, your space suit's AR will show you the date and time.
  - goto: help
- Why am I here?:
  - That's a very philosophical question.
  - I don't know.
  - It's probably related to the choices you made in your life so far.
  - goto: help
- What should I do?:
  - Ah, that's the beauty of life.
  - You can just do whatever you want.
  - So long as you have the means, and respect people's boundaries.
  - I'm here mostly for the view and the peace.
  - Just look at Jupiter, it's mesmerizing, isn't it?
  - So far away from everything, nobody expects anything from you.
  - If you want, you can take my sports racing capsule MeteorAceGT™ for a ride. It's right over there.
  - It rides like a punch in the face, don't hurt yourself, ok?
  - You're too kind!:
    - Ah, don't mention it!
  - There's also a half-decent pizza restaurant over there, look for the neon sign.
  - goto: help
- Do you have some money for me?:
  - Huh? What is money?
  - Currency? Flat round things that you can exchange for goods and services?:
    - Uhm... are you talking about pizza?
    - I don't have any pizza with me right now.
    - But there's a pizza place right over there, look for the neon sign.
    - goto: help
  - Well, anyway, need anything else?
  - goto: help
- I think I'm good for now:
  - goto: chocolate
- Well, I hope you're ok.


- label: chocolate
- I got some left-over instant hot chocolate, would you like some?
- Oh yes! Please!:
  - Here you go, my friend!
  - system: Received 1x ChuggaChug™ Instant Hot Chocolate
  - goto: pizzaplace
- No, thank you.:
- Well. I think I'll go back to playing my VR game. Ping me if you need anything.
- label: pizzaplace
- Oh and make sure to check out the pizza place!
- Will do, bye!:


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- chat: SpacePizzaChef
- Welcome to Space Pizza™, best pizza around the rings!
- Great to see a customer, we don't get many lately
- Would you like to order today's special?
- label: offer
- What's the special?:
  - Suspicious Spacefunghi
  - With free pineapple imitation
  - Our pizza smoothies are freshly blended every day
  - Wait... pizza smoothie?:
    - Huh? Of course, smoothie! How else do you want to get that pizza down your spacesuit feeding tube?
  - An emulsion of deliciousness!
  - I think I'll pass...:
    - Your loss, mate
    - goto: EXIT
- Wh... what's a pizzeria doing here?:
  - Hah, beautiful, right? I carved it out this asteroid myself!
  - You know how much work it was to neutralize the rotation of the asteroid, so my valued customers don't bang against the walls while drinking my pizza?
  - Now would you like today's special or not?
  - goto: offer
- My head hurts, my suit leaks, I think I'm dying...:
  - Seriously? Let me have a look. Just press the 'Grant Access' button please.
  - "[GRANT ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
    - label: hack
    - warn: MALWARE DETECTED
    - warn: BITCOIN MINER DETECTED
    - nowait: true
      Hey, what are you doing with me?:
      - Just checking your systems, hang on tight
    - Yeah, suit's fucked, I'd look out for a repair shop
    - Anyway, wanna order today's special?
    - goto: offer
  - "[DENY ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
    - Oh come on, do you want my help or not?
    - "[GRANT ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
      - goto: hack
    - "[DENY ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
      - Great, the first customer in ages, and they're brain damaged...
    - Fuck off!:
      - Great, the first customer in ages, and they're brain damaged...
    - goto: EXIT
- Hey, are you still there? Is this a prank?


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- chat: PizzaChef
- Oh hey, you found your way to the legendary Old Earth Pizza!
- Please find yourself a cozy place to drift.
- Do you have a reservation?
- label: reservation
- Reservation? Is there not enough space for everybody?:
  - Ah, space there is.
  - But I can't get overworked, can I?
  - I'm running this joint all by myself, after all.
  - Apart of good ol' Clippy.
  - goto: reservation
- No reservation. Can I still buy something?:
  - '"Buy"? Ah, this old earth thing.'
  - I see you have been reading up on history.
  - Trying to catch the Old Earth Pizza vibe.
  - Amazing.
  - Sure, you can "buy" something, watcha want?
  - goto: eat
- Can I ask you some... weird questions?:
  - Of course. Just hold on, let me load my gun.
  - Alright, shoot.
  - goto: questions
- I guess not.
- But I can't you leave hungry, can I?
- So far away from everything.
- Just let me know if you want something.
- label: eat
- label: questions