From 194e9e98cc720b11f6298efc59a1d6428dd7708b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: yuni <hut@hut.pm>
Date: Mon, 25 Nov 2024 02:17:11 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] add vivid descriptions of Daring Durian and Suspicious
 Spacefunghi

---
 src/chats/serenity.yaml | 38 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++------
 1 file changed, 32 insertions(+), 6 deletions(-)

diff --git a/src/chats/serenity.yaml b/src/chats/serenity.yaml
index 1980744..dc8919c 100644
--- a/src/chats/serenity.yaml
+++ b/src/chats/serenity.yaml
@@ -356,8 +356,14 @@
   - Coming right up! Just accept the unauthenticated access to your feeding tube. Don't worry, it's routine.
   - "[Accept unauthenticated access to feeding tube]":
     - script: drinkpizza
-    - "[A thick emulsion of oil, dough, and tomato sauce is gently but unstoppably pumped into your mouth and down your throat.]"
-    - "[You feel the urge to flush down the taste with something else. Maybe some coffee.]"
+    - "[A thick emulsion of oil and dough is pumped into your mouth, and reveals a savory and sharp taste with hints of green tea.]"
+    - "[Embedded in the creamy dough are clusters of slick and slippery mushrooms of all sizes.]"
+    - "[You feel thick strands of pelt-like mycelium - the root network of the mushrooms - covering your tongue with a dry, leathery mouthfeel.]"
+    - "[When you gulp down the first sip, the strands of mycelium resist, cling to your tongue, and keep the sip from fully going down.]"
+    - "[Trying not to choke, you manage to get it all down by rubbing the tongue against the roof of your mouth and swallowing repeatedly.]"
+    - "[You wonder: Why did you choose this? It had the word 'Suspicious' in the name!]"
+    - "[But it is too late now, all you can do is flush it down with something else.]"
+    - goto: rating
   - I changed my mind.:
     - goto: node_menu_choice
   - No way I'm giving you access to my feeding tube.:
@@ -365,11 +371,24 @@
     - Well, nothing for you then. Anything else?
     - goto: entrypoint
 - I'd like a Daring Durian:
-  - Coming right up! Just accept the unauthenticated access to your feeding tube. Don't worry, it's routine.
+  - I should warn you. This taste is not for everyone, and you may find it disgusting.
+  - One trick is to hold your breath until you swallowed everything.
+  - If you still want it, accept the unauthenticated access to your feeding tube. Don't worry, it's routine.
   - "[Accept unauthenticated access to feeding tube]":
-    - "[A thick emulsion of oil, dough, and tomato sauce is gently but unstoppably pumped into your mouth and down your throat.]"
-    - "[You feel the urge to flush down the taste with something else. Maybe some coffee.]"
-    - script: drinkpizza
+    - "[The anticipation of the durian aroma makes your stomach churn.]"
+    - "[Hold your breath.]":
+      - script: drinkpizza
+      - "[A thick emulsion of oil, dough, and tomato sauce is gently but unstoppably pumped into your mouth and down your throat.]"
+      - "[You notice creamy clumps of durian, tasting oddly sweet and savory, melting on your tongue.]"
+      - "[It's not bad at all! Yet, you feel the urge to flush down the taste with something else. Maybe some coffee.]"
+    - "[Do not hold your breath.]":
+      - script: drinkpizza
+      - "[A thick emulsion of oil, dough, and tomato sauce is gently but unstoppably pumped into your mouth and down your throat.]"
+      - "[You notice creamy clumps of durian, tasting oddly sweet and savory, melting on your tongue.]"
+      - "[All of a sudden, the muscles in your head clench up as the smell of rot assaults your nose.]"
+      - "[Against your better judgment, you hastily swallow, with the hope that it's over soon.]"
+      - "[But the pungent taste lingers, and you feel the urge to flush down the taste with something else. Maybe some coffee.]"
+    - goto: rating
   - I changed my mind.:
     - goto: node_menu_choice
   - No way I'm giving you access to my feeding tube.:
@@ -474,8 +493,15 @@
 - label: rating
 - This is pretty good stuff.:
   - Thank you! I try my best!
+- This is utterly disgusting!:
+  - Aaah, sorry!
+  - Well, I guess I can't please everyone.
+  - Did you know that we all have a different set of smell sensors in our noses and perceive taste differently?
+  - Feel free to choose any other dish though.
+  - goto: node_menu_choice
 - Thanks, but it's not really my thing.:
   - Oh, sad. Maybe try something else?
+  - goto: node_menu_choice
 - I... was not prepared for this mind-blowing experience. You're a maestro!:
   - YEAH! That just made my orbit.
 - goto: entrypoint