describe the Pineapple Apple Pie Pizza in vivid detail
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- I'd like a Pineapple Apple Pie pizza:
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- I'd like a Pineapple Apple Pie pizza:
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- Coming right up! Just accept the unauthenticated access to your feeding tube. Don't worry, it's routine.
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- Coming right up! Just accept the unauthenticated access to your feeding tube. Don't worry, it's routine.
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- "[Accept unauthenticated access to feeding tube]":
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- "[Accept unauthenticated access to feeding tube]":
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- "[A thick emulsion of oil, dough, and tomato sauce is gently but unstoppably pumped into your mouth and down your throat.]"
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- "[What is gushing into your mouth has no resemblance to pizza in any way that's recognizable to you.]"
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- "[You feel the urge to flush down the taste with something else. Maybe some coffee.]"
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- script: drinkpizza
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- script: drinkpizza
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- "[A warm, sweet, chewy liquid with pieces of fruit: Crunchy apples, fibrous pineapple, in a swirl of oil and dough.]"
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- "[Surprisingly, the taste actually works! The pineapple's aroma must have been cooked out, as it contributes mostly to the sweetness and mouthfeel.]"
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- "[After swallowing this delightfully absurd smoothie, the aftertaste of cinnamon remains lingering in the back of your mouth.]"
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- "[Completely dumbfounded by what the fuck just happened, you begin questioning your life choices.]"
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- I changed my mind.:
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- I changed my mind.:
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- goto: node_menu_choice
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- goto: node_menu_choice
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- No way I'm giving you access to my feeding tube.:
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- No way I'm giving you access to my feeding tube.:
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