diff --git a/src/chats/serenity.yaml b/src/chats/serenity.yaml index ef61284..0d15d0d 100644 --- a/src/chats/serenity.yaml +++ b/src/chats/serenity.yaml @@ -407,30 +407,29 @@ - So you are proving nothing. - Go kill yourself, magically rewind time, and *then* tell me the phrase with the chef hat on. - goto: mainnode - - if ~$explained: - - Ooooh. - - Now why would you say that? - - I... don't really know.: - - You seem confused. - - It's ok. Just drift a bit, take some deep breaths, and come back when you are feeling better. - - goto: EXIT - - I was promised a cake. There was no cake.: - - How utterly disturbing. - - The real question is, why would I not say that?: - - Point taken. - - That's a great sentence to just randomly say. - - Congratulations on your creativity. - - Funny hat too. - - I'm just following orders.: - - YOU'RE AN ACTUAL FUCKING TIME TRAVELER?! - - set: believe - - Please, tell me everything you can about this! - - goto: node_ask - - Because cake is delicious!: - - That makes no sense whatsoever. - - Stop wasting my time, lunatic. - - goto: EXIT - - goto: mainnode + - Ooooh. + - Now why would you say that? + - I... don't really know.: + - You seem confused. + - It's ok. Just drift a bit, take some deep breaths, and come back when you are feeling better. + - goto: EXIT + - I was promised a cake. There was no cake.: + - How utterly disturbing. + - The real question is, why would I not say that?: + - Point taken. + - That's a great sentence to just randomly say. + - Congratulations on your creativity. + - Funny hat too. + - I'm just following orders.: + - YOU'RE AN ACTUAL FUCKING TIME TRAVELER?! + - set: believe + - Please, tell me everything you can about this! + - goto: node_ask + - Because cake is delicious!: + - That makes no sense whatsoever. + - Stop wasting my time, lunatic. + - goto: EXIT + - goto: mainnode - What are you up to?: - Tinkering on various projects and running a workshop. Come by if you need any repairs! - What kind of projects?: @@ -526,6 +525,14 @@ - I just want to get away from all this insanity... - Just want to tinker without anyone bothering me. - goto: mainnode +- if: "~phone$luna" + Can I have your phone number?: + - if $believe: + - Of course, time traveler! Anything! + - script: registercontact luna + - goto: mainnode + - No. + - How do I know you're not a scammer? - if: "$$ar" You're wearing cat ears!: - msg: Meowwww! @@ -542,51 +549,49 @@ - Sad that we don't know *how* or *why* this is happening. - This will give me a lot to think about. Thank you! - goto: mainnode - - if ~$believe: - - No. - - Well, theoretically, there's all sorts of way to do this but none of them are feasible. - - Why do you ask? - - Just curious: - - It's good to stay curious. + - No. + - Well, theoretically, there's all sorts of way to do this but none of them are feasible. + - Why do you ask? + - Just curious: + - It's good to stay curious. + - goto: mainnode + - If I die, I seem to wake up in the same spot over and over again...: + - Hey, let me be very clear here. + - Do not waste my time with bullshit, or I will scrap your body for raw materials. + - I'm serious. Everything reverts back to how it was before, and nobody remembers me.: + - Hm. + - Fascinating. + - I don't believe you. + - But there is obviously one way we can easily validate this. + - set: $explained + - Kill yourself to rewind time. Then come back to me wearing a silly chef hat and say "The cake is a lie." + - label: timetravelqanda + - Why? I don't get it.: + - You know, I think a lot about time travel. + - I memorized some phrases that I would tell anyone who claims to be able to travel back in time. + - If they can tell me one of those phrases *before* I tell them, it must mean that they traveled back in time! How else could they know the phrase? + - goto: timetravelqanda + - Where can I get a chef hat?: + - Not a real one, of course. + - Change the settings of your space suit to project an avatar in augmented reality. + - You should find a "Chef Hat" option somewhere. [Press ESC] + - goto: timetravelqanda + - That's genius.: + - Thank you! + - Now go kill yourself. Don't forget the chef hat. + - goto: EXIT + - I'm not going to kill myself.: + - Well, doesn't really matter how you die. + - "Just remember. Wear silly chef hat, and tell me: The cake is a lie." + - goto: EXIT + - Whatever.: + - Thank you. - goto: mainnode - - If I die, I seem to wake up in the same spot over and over again...: - - Hey, let me be very clear here. - - Do not waste my time with bullshit, or I will scrap your body for raw materials. - - I'm serious. Everything reverts back to how it was before, and nobody remembers me.: - - Hm. - - Fascinating. - - I don't believe you. - - But there is obviously one way we can easily validate this. - - set: $explained - - Kill yourself to rewind time. Then come back to me wearing a silly chef hat and say "The cake is a lie." - - label: timetravelqanda - - Why? I don't get it.: - - You know, I think a lot about time travel. - - I memorized some phrases that I would tell anyone who claims to be able to travel back in time. - - If they can tell me one of those phrases *before* I tell them, it must mean that they traveled back in time! How else could they know the phrase? - - goto: timetravelqanda - - Where can I get a chef hat?: - - Not a real one, of course. - - Change the settings of your space suit to project an avatar in augmented reality. - - You should find a "Chef Hat" option somewhere. [Press ESC] - - goto: timetravelqanda - - That's genius.: - - Thank you! - - Now go kill yourself. Don't forget the chef hat. - - goto: EXIT - - I'm not going to kill myself.: - - Well, doesn't really matter how you die. - - "Just remember. Wear silly chef hat, and tell me: The cake is a lie." - - goto: EXIT - - Whatever.: - - Thank you. - - goto: mainnode - Bye!: - So long, drifter! - goto: EXIT - label: timeout -- Hm? Is your transmitter borked? -- goto: EXIT +- goto: mainnode - label: node_ask - When I die, I just wake up and everything is back as it was before.: