diff --git a/src/chats/serenity.yaml b/src/chats/serenity.yaml index a8a21fc..9ad2467 100644 --- a/src/chats/serenity.yaml +++ b/src/chats/serenity.yaml @@ -429,7 +429,8 @@ - chat: Sus -- if $blocked: +- if $helmet: + - Come on, cave monkey, I can't give you the snack if you don't take off your helmet. [press ESC] - goto: EXIT - Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! - if $annoyed: @@ -473,6 +474,7 @@ - Bugger off, bigot. - goto: EXIT - You... actually don't know? You're not one of the bigots? + - set: pig - You really never seen a talking pig before? - I didn't even know such a thing existed!: - if $explained: @@ -493,19 +495,11 @@ - set: explained - I just think what I want to say and technology takes care of the rest. - I've got some implants that read out my brain signals - - and the suit's computer turns that info into words. - - It's not perfect though. - - Sometimes it comes out all wrong. - - But it's sooo good to be able to speak. + - and the suit's computer turns that into words. + - This tech changed everything. Conversation makes all the difference. - goto: entrypoint - Pork! Yummy, I'm starving!: - - set: $annoyed - - set: $blocked - - Ohhh, 屎蛋 tree dweller is starving! - - Your recycler stopped pumping your own 屎 up your feeding tube? - - Go bite the dust, 人渣 - - system: You have been blocked - - goto: EXIT + - goto: pork - What's your story?: - I'm a geologist. - set: geologist @@ -539,6 +533,17 @@ - set: geologist - But that can wait, there's FLYING to be done! - goto: entrypoint +- if: $pig + You're pork! Yummy! I'm starving!: + - label: pork + - set: $annoyed + - set: $helmet + - Ohhh, 屎蛋 tree dweller is starving! + - Your recycler stopped pumping your own 屎 up your feeding tube? + - Ok, here's the deal. I'll give you a good snack. + - But the helmet is blocking your mouth, right? + - So first, open the space suit menu [press ESC] and take off your helmet. + - goto: EXIT - Gotta go!: - Bye! - goto: EXIT