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- Add sparkles to Jupiter's ring ✨😍✨ best visible from Farview Station
- Add setting to change pointer
- Add meow
- Add more conversations
# v0.13.0

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# Pizzeria main chat
- chat: PizzaChef
- if $eat:
- Ah, they always come back.
- Ready for another round at Old Earth Pizza?
- goto: eat
- Oh hey, you found your way to the legendary Old Earth Pizza!
- Welcome to Old Earth Pizza!
- Time to loosen up! Find yourself a cozy place to drift.
- Do you have a reservation?
- label: reservation
- include: generic_help_oxygen_entrypoint
- if: ~$reservation
...Reservation? Is there not enough space for everybody?:
- Ah, space there is.
- But I can't get overworked, can I?
- I'm running this joint all by myself, after all.
- Apart of good ol' Clippy.
- set: $reservation
- goto: reservation
- No reservation. Can I still buy something?:
- You wanna do what? "Buy"?
- Ah, this old earth thing! I see you're trying to catch the Old Earth Pizza vibe!
- Sure, you can "buy" something, watcha want?
- goto: eat
- Wh... what's a pizzeria doing here?:
- Hah, beautiful, right? I carved it out this asteroid myself!
- You know how much work it was to neutralize the rotation of the asteroid, so my valued customers don't bang against the walls?
- Do you have a reservation though?
- goto: reservation
- My head hurts, my suit is leaking, I think I'm dying...:
- 他妈的, that sound terrible.
- Would you like me to patch up your suit up?
- label: patchup
- Yes please!:
- Here you go!
- script: repairsuit
- system: SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ applied.
- script: refilloxygen 1
- I topped off your oxygen while I was at it.
- goto: reservation
- How much will you charge me?:
- Why would I charge you? Your suit is nuclear powered.
- So what about the patch up?
- goto: patchup
- Don't touch me.:
- Suit yourself.
- What about the reservation?
- goto: reservation
- I guess not.
- What about the reservation?
- goto: reservation
- Can I ask you some questions?:
- Shoot.
- goto: generic_questions
- I gotta go.:
- Come back any time! You are always welcome.
- goto: EXIT
- I guess not.
- But I can't you leave hungry, can I?
- So far away from everything.
- Just let me know if you want something.
- label: eat
- set: $eat
- include: generic_help_oxygen_entrypoint
- label: entrypoint
- I could really use some supplies.:
- script: refilloxygen 1
- I got you covered with the purest oxygen around Jupiter.
- script: repairsuit
- And your space suit is fixed up and ready to go.
- What is this place?:
- On the surface, a simple pizzeria.
- To the initiated, it is a temple of refuge and comfort.
- A safe oasis in the suffocating void of space.
- What's on the menu?:
- set: $knows-menu
- Today's special is Suspicious Spacefunghi.
- It's pretty wild, but 真他媽的好吃.
- But we have pretty much anything you can dream of.
- Daring Durian, Artichoke Apple Pie, you name it.
- goto: eat
- Got pineapple in stock?:
- I can totally hook you up with that.
- But why would you want to?
- It's really delicious:
- Right, of course.
- Nevermind:
- Would you like some pineapple pizza?
- Yes, please!:
- goto: getpineapplepizza
- Not right now.:
- Anything else?
- set: $knows-pineapple
- goto: eat
- I made up my mind.:
- Which emulsion of deliciousness will it be?
- if: $knows-menu
I'd like a Suspicious Spacefunghi:
- Coming right up your feeding tube!
- script: drinkpizza
- system: Received Suspicious Spacefunghi pizza smoothie
- goto: served
- if: $knows-menu
I'd like a Daring Durian:
- Coming right up your feeding tube!
- script: drinkpizza
- system: Received Daring Durian pizza smoothie
- goto: served
- if: $knows-menu
I'd like an Artichoke Apple Pie pizza:
- Coming right up your feeding tube!
- script: drinkpizza
- system: Received Artichoke Apple Pie pizza smoothie
- goto: served
- if: $knows-pineapple
I'd like a pineapple pizza:
- label: getpineapplepizza
- Coming right up your feeding tube!
- script: drinkpizza
- system: Received pineapple pizza smoothie
- goto: served
- if: $knows-coffee
I'd like a cup of that legendary Old Earth Soykaf, please:
- label: getcoffee
- Coming right up your feeding tube!
- system: Received Old Earth Soykaf
sound: drink
- goto: served
- Surprise me.:
- Hmm...
- I would take you for the adventurous type.
- Daring Durian, coming right up your feeding tube!
- script: drinkpizza
- system: Received Daring Durian pizza smoothie
- goto: served
- Actually... I haven't decided yet.:
- goto: eat
- I'm not hungry.:
- goto: not hungry
- Got anything other than pizza?:
- Anything you need, I got you covered.
- label: non-pizza
- I'm low on oxygen, can you spare some?:
- But of course! I take care of my guests.
- script: refilloxygen 1
- system: Oxygen refilled
- goto: anythingelse
- Could you patch up my space suit?:
- Right on.
- script: repairsuit
- system: SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ applied.
- goto: anythingelse
- Got any coffee?:
- Your suit should have a coffee dispenser built right into it.
- Naturally, it's not as good as my legendary Old Earth Soykaf!
- set: knows-coffee
- Would you like some?
- Yes, please!:
- goto: getcoffee
- Not right now.:
- Anything else?
- goto: non-pizza
- Can't think of anything right now.:
- So what would you like to order?
- goto: eat
- if $reservation:
- goto: node_menu
- Hold on there, do you have a reservation?
- Yes!:
- Hm... I don't see your name on my list.
- No!:
- Ah, tough luck!
- But you know what? I'll make an exception, just for you.
- set: reservation
- goto: node_menu
- Can I ask you some general questions?:
- Shoot.
- goto: generic_questions
- I'm not hungry, thanks.:
- goto: not hungry
- Gotta go.:
- See you around!
- "Or as they used to say on Earth: Toodles, noodles!"
- goto: EXIT
- goto: entrypoint
- If you don't want anything, that's fine too.
- label: not hungry
- Feel free to hang out as long as you like.
- goto: EXIT
- label: anythingelse
- Anything else?
- goto: eat
# Pizzeria menu
- label: node_menu
- Today's special is Suspicious Spacefunghi.
- It's pretty wild, but 真他媽的好吃.
- But we have pretty much anything you can dream of.
- Daring Durian, Pineapple Apple Pie, you name it.
- label: node_menu_choice
- I'd like a Suspicious Spacefunghi:
- Coming right up your feeding tube!
- script: drinkpizza
- system: Received Suspicious Spacefunghi pizza smoothie
- I'd like a Daring Durian:
- Coming right up your feeding tube!
- label: durian
- script: drinkpizza
- system: Received Daring Durian pizza smoothie
- I'd like a Pineapple Apple Pie pizza:
- Coming right up your feeding tube!
- script: drinkpizza
- system: Received Pineapple Apple Pie pizza smoothie
- I'd like a coffee, please:
- Your suit should have a built-in coffee synthesizer.
- Naturally, it's not as good as my legendary Old Earth Soykaf!
- Which blend would you like?
- label: node_coffee
- Give me your strongest stuff!:
- Coming right up! Just accept the unauthenticated access to your feeding tube. Don't worry, it's routine.
- "[Accept unauthenticated access to feeding tube]":
- msg: "[The timeless flavor of thick, foamy espresso strikes your taste buds with gushing intensity.]"
sound: drink
- "[As bitterness creeps down your throat, the steam surprises your nose with fragrances of blooming flowers and woody undertones.]"
- "[It reminds you of a sunny, careless afternoon when the future seemed hopeful and any challenge seemed surmountable]"
- "[You feel the tannins clump up your saliva, leaving you with a dry, rugged sensation and the aftertaste of dark, bitter chocolate.]"
- goto: rating
- I changed my mind.:
- goto: node_coffee
- No way I'm giving you access to my feeding tube.:
- All I can give you is my word that I will use it only to delight you.
- If that is not enough, let's turn to other matters.
- goto: entrypoint
- Something aromatic and spicy please.:
- Coming right up! Just accept the unauthenticated access to your feeding tube. Don't worry, it's routine.
- "[Accept unauthenticated access to feeding tube]":
- msg: "[A bland, inoffensive liquid enters your mouth and passes through without much notice]"
sound: drink
- "[Your mind begins to wander, as a subtle prickly sensation blankets your throat with notes of citrus and blueberry]"
- "[In a daze of smooth spices, you begin to grasp the absurdity of your situation.]"
- "[You. A mind. Trapped flesh and bone. Faint sparkles of salt remind you of your oceanic heritage.]"
- "[A trace of iron just barely manages to capture the essence of how you came to be. Evolution. Spilled blood. Violence. Struggle for survival. Over and over and over and over...]"
- "[The apex of life. Yet restlessly stumbling. Searching for... something. You don't even know what.]"
- "[And *this* is reality? This is *it*? The *one* universe culminated in a... society of... monkeys? What am I even doing here?!]"
- "[Warmth of ginger and pink pepper cuddles up to you from the back of your mouth, plunging you back into the jarring reality with mild confusion and a clump in your throat.]"
- goto: rating
- I changed my mind.:
- goto: node_coffee
- No way I'm giving you access to my feeding tube.:
- All I can give you is my word that I will use it only to delight you.
- If that is not enough, let's turn to other matters.
- goto: entrypoint
- Something sweet and milky.:
- Coming right up! Just accept the unauthenticated access to your feeding tube. Don't worry, it's routine.
- "[Accept unauthenticated access to feeding tube]":
- msg: "[Hot, thick liquid floods your tongue and mouth and embraces you with delight]"
sound: drink
- "[A swirl of caramel and malted cereals dances in your mouth, while creamy lipids embalm your tongue, as if to shield you from danger.]"
- "[While the frothy brew is melting on your tongue, you take a deep breath, close your eyes and pause for a moment.]"
- "[You feel how, out here in space, nobody expects anything from you. Nobody judges you, and everything is ok.]"
- "[Your shoulders drop, your muscles relax, your eyes defocus, and you're left with notes of soft menthol as it washes your head clean of burden and tension.]"
- goto: rating
- I changed my mind.:
- goto: node_coffee
- No way I'm giving you access to my feeding tube.:
- All I can give you is my word that I will use it only to delight you.
- If that is not enough, let's turn to other matters.
- goto: entrypoint
- Decaf please.:
- Ah, don't want to muddle your mind? I respect that.
- Caffeine may be a mild drug, still it is addictive. Makes you tense, irritable. Manipulates your mind.
- But guess what! Here at Old Earth Pizza, all blends are decaffeinated.
- I'm not going to drug you, my friend. You are safe here.
- goto: node_coffee
- Where are you even getting this coffee from?:
- Trade secret!
- goto: node_coffee
- I changed my mind.:
- goto: node_menu_choice
- Nothing for now, thanks.:
- Ah, you will come around eventually. They all do.
- goto: entrypoint
- label: served
- Come back any time!
- goto: EXIT
- label: rating
- This is pretty good stuff.:
- Thank you! I try my best!
- Thanks, but it's not really my thing.:
- Oh, sad. Maybe try something else?
- I... was not prepared for this mind-blowing experience. You're a maestro!:
- YEAH! That just made my orbit.
- goto: entrypoint
# Generic handlers
- label: generic_questions
- include: generic_questions_serenity
- Anything else?
- goto: reservation
- goto: entrypoint
- include: generic_help_oxygen_handler
- Is there anything else I can help you with?
- if $reservation:
- goto: eat
- goto: reservation
- goto: entrypoint
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