rewrote pizzeria conversation

CHANGELOG.md

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 - Add sparkles to Jupiter's ring ✨😍✨ best visible from Farview Station
 - Add setting to change pointer
 - Add meow
+- Add more conversations
 
 # v0.13.0
 

src/chats/serenity.yaml

@@ -163,190 +163,149 @@
 ---
 
 
+# Pizzeria main chat
 - chat: PizzaChef
-- if $eat:
+- Welcome to Old Earth Pizza!
-  - Ah, they always come back.
-  - Ready for another round at Old Earth Pizza?
-  - goto: eat
-- Oh hey, you found your way to the legendary Old Earth Pizza!
 - Time to loosen up! Find yourself a cozy place to drift.
-- Do you have a reservation?
+- label: entrypoint
-- label: reservation
+- I could really use some supplies.:
-- include: generic_help_oxygen_entrypoint
-- if: ~$reservation
-  ...Reservation? Is there not enough space for everybody?:
-  - Ah, space there is.
-  - But I can't get overworked, can I?
-  - I'm running this joint all by myself, after all.
-  - Apart of good ol' Clippy.
-  - set: $reservation
-  - goto: reservation
-- No reservation. Can I still buy something?:
-  - You wanna do what? "Buy"?
-  - Ah, this old earth thing! I see you're trying to catch the Old Earth Pizza vibe!
-  - Sure, you can "buy" something, watcha want?
-  - goto: eat
-- Wh... what's a pizzeria doing here?:
-  - Hah, beautiful, right? I carved it out this asteroid myself!
-  - You know how much work it was to neutralize the rotation of the asteroid, so my valued customers don't bang against the walls?
-  - Do you have a reservation though?
-  - goto: reservation
-- My head hurts, my suit is leaking, I think I'm dying...:
-  - 他妈的, that sound terrible.
-  - Would you like me to patch up your suit up?
-  - label: patchup
-  - Yes please!:
-    - Here you go!
-    - script: repairsuit
-    - system: SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ applied.
   - script: refilloxygen 1
-    - I topped off your oxygen while I was at it.
+  - I got you covered with the purest oxygen around Jupiter.
-    - goto: reservation
+  - script: repairsuit
-  - How much will you charge me?:
+  - And your space suit is fixed up and ready to go.
-    - Why would I charge you? Your suit is nuclear powered.
+- What is this place?:
-    - So what about the patch up?
+  - On the surface, a simple pizzeria.
-    - goto: patchup
+  - To the initiated, it is a temple of refuge and comfort.
-  - Don't touch me.:
+  - A safe oasis in the suffocating void of space.
-    - Suit yourself.
-    - What about the reservation?
-    - goto: reservation
-  - I guess not.
-  - What about the reservation?
-  - goto: reservation
-- Can I ask you some questions?:
-  - Shoot.
-  - goto: generic_questions
-- I gotta go.:
-  - Come back any time! You are always welcome.
-  - goto: EXIT
-- I guess not.
-- But I can't you leave hungry, can I?
-- So far away from everything.
-- Just let me know if you want something.
-
-- label: eat
-- set: $eat
-- include: generic_help_oxygen_entrypoint
 - What's on the menu?:
-  - set: $knows-menu
+  - if $reservation:
-  - Today's special is Suspicious Spacefunghi.
+    - goto: node_menu
-  - It's pretty wild, but 真他媽的好吃.
+  - Hold on there, do you have a reservation?
-  - But we have pretty much anything you can dream of.
+  - Yes!:
-  - Daring Durian, Artichoke Apple Pie, you name it.
+    - Hm... I don't see your name on my list.
-  - goto: eat
+  - No!:
-- Got pineapple in stock?:
+    - Ah, tough luck!
-  - I can totally hook you up with that.
+  - But you know what? I'll make an exception, just for you.
-  - But why would you want to?
+  - set: reservation
-  - It's really delicious:
+  - goto: node_menu
-    - Right, of course.
-  - Nevermind:
-  - Would you like some pineapple pizza?
-  - Yes, please!:
-    - goto: getpineapplepizza
-  - Not right now.:
-    - Anything else?
-  - set: $knows-pineapple
-  - goto: eat
-- I made up my mind.:
-  - Which emulsion of deliciousness will it be?
-  - if: $knows-menu
-    I'd like a Suspicious Spacefunghi:
-    - Coming right up your feeding tube!
-    - script: drinkpizza
-    - system: Received Suspicious Spacefunghi pizza smoothie
-    - goto: served
-  - if: $knows-menu
-    I'd like a Daring Durian:
-    - Coming right up your feeding tube!
-    - script: drinkpizza
-    - system: Received Daring Durian pizza smoothie
-    - goto: served
-  - if: $knows-menu
-    I'd like an Artichoke Apple Pie pizza:
-    - Coming right up your feeding tube!
-    - script: drinkpizza
-    - system: Received Artichoke Apple Pie pizza smoothie
-    - goto: served
-  - if: $knows-pineapple
-    I'd like a pineapple pizza:
-    - label: getpineapplepizza
-    - Coming right up your feeding tube!
-    - script: drinkpizza
-    - system: Received pineapple pizza smoothie
-    - goto: served
-  - if: $knows-coffee
-    I'd like a cup of that legendary Old Earth Soykaf, please:
-    - label: getcoffee
-    - Coming right up your feeding tube!
-    - system: Received Old Earth Soykaf
-      sound: drink
-    - goto: served
-  - Surprise me.:
-    - Hmm...
-    - I would take you for the adventurous type.
-    - Daring Durian, coming right up your feeding tube!
-    - script: drinkpizza
-    - system: Received Daring Durian pizza smoothie
-    - goto: served
-  - Actually... I haven't decided yet.:
-    - goto: eat
-  - I'm not hungry.:
-    - goto: not hungry
-- Got anything other than pizza?:
-  - Anything you need, I got you covered.
-  - label: non-pizza
-  - I'm low on oxygen, can you spare some?:
-    - But of course! I take care of my guests.
-    - script: refilloxygen 1
-    - system: Oxygen refilled
-    - goto: anythingelse
-  - Could you patch up my space suit?:
-    - Right on.
-    - script: repairsuit
-    - system: SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ applied.
-    - goto: anythingelse
-  - Got any coffee?:
-    - Your suit should have a coffee dispenser built right into it.
-    - Naturally, it's not as good as my legendary Old Earth Soykaf!
-    - set: knows-coffee
-    - Would you like some?
-    - Yes, please!:
-      - goto: getcoffee
-    - Not right now.:
-      - Anything else?
-    - goto: non-pizza
-  - Can't think of anything right now.:
-  - So what would you like to order?
-  - goto: eat
 - Can I ask you some general questions?:
   - Shoot.
   - goto: generic_questions
-- I'm not hungry, thanks.:
+- Gotta go.:
-  - goto: not hungry
+  - See you around!
-
+  - "Or as they used to say on Earth: Toodles, noodles!"
-- If you don't want anything, that's fine too.
-- label: not hungry
-- Feel free to hang out as long as you like.
   - goto: EXIT
+- goto: entrypoint
 
-- label: anythingelse
-- Anything else?
-- goto: eat
 
-- label: served
+# Pizzeria menu
-- Come back any time!
+- label: node_menu
-- goto: EXIT
+- Today's special is Suspicious Spacefunghi.
+- It's pretty wild, but 真他媽的好吃.
+- But we have pretty much anything you can dream of.
+- Daring Durian, Pineapple Apple Pie, you name it.
+- label: node_menu_choice
+- I'd like a Suspicious Spacefunghi:
+  - Coming right up your feeding tube!
+  - script: drinkpizza
+  - system: Received Suspicious Spacefunghi pizza smoothie
+- I'd like a Daring Durian:
+  - Coming right up your feeding tube!
+  - label: durian
+  - script: drinkpizza
+  - system: Received Daring Durian pizza smoothie
+- I'd like a Pineapple Apple Pie pizza:
+  - Coming right up your feeding tube!
+  - script: drinkpizza
+  - system: Received Pineapple Apple Pie pizza smoothie
+- I'd like a coffee, please:
+  - Your suit should have a built-in coffee synthesizer.
+  - Naturally, it's not as good as my legendary Old Earth Soykaf!
+  - Which blend would you like?
+  - label: node_coffee
+  - Give me your strongest stuff!:
+    - Coming right up! Just accept the unauthenticated access to your feeding tube. Don't worry, it's routine.
+    - "[Accept unauthenticated access to feeding tube]":
+      - msg: "[The timeless flavor of thick, foamy espresso strikes your taste buds with gushing intensity.]"
+        sound: drink
+      - "[As bitterness creeps down your throat, the steam surprises your nose with fragrances of blooming flowers and woody undertones.]"
+      - "[It reminds you of a sunny, careless afternoon when the future seemed hopeful and any challenge seemed surmountable]"
+      - "[You feel the tannins clump up your saliva, leaving you with a dry, rugged sensation and the aftertaste of dark, bitter chocolate.]"
+      - goto: rating
+    - I changed my mind.:
+      - goto: node_coffee
+    - No way I'm giving you access to my feeding tube.:
+      - All I can give you is my word that I will use it only to delight you.
+      - If that is not enough, let's turn to other matters.
+      - goto: entrypoint
+  - Something aromatic and spicy please.:
+    - Coming right up! Just accept the unauthenticated access to your feeding tube. Don't worry, it's routine.
+    - "[Accept unauthenticated access to feeding tube]":
+      - msg: "[A bland, inoffensive liquid enters your mouth and passes through without much notice]"
+        sound: drink
+      - "[Your mind begins to wander, as a subtle prickly sensation blankets your throat with notes of citrus and blueberry]"
+      - "[In a daze of smooth spices, you begin to grasp the absurdity of your situation.]"
+      - "[You. A mind. Trapped flesh and bone. Faint sparkles of salt remind you of your oceanic heritage.]"
+      - "[A trace of iron just barely manages to capture the essence of how you came to be. Evolution. Spilled blood. Violence. Struggle for survival. Over and over and over and over...]"
+      - "[The apex of life. Yet restlessly stumbling. Searching for... something. You don't even know what.]"
+      - "[And *this* is reality? This is *it*? The *one* universe culminated in a... society of... monkeys? What am I even doing here?!]"
+      - "[Warmth of ginger and pink pepper cuddles up to you from the back of your mouth, plunging you back into the jarring reality with mild confusion and a clump in your throat.]"
+      - goto: rating
+    - I changed my mind.:
+      - goto: node_coffee
+    - No way I'm giving you access to my feeding tube.:
+      - All I can give you is my word that I will use it only to delight you.
+      - If that is not enough, let's turn to other matters.
+      - goto: entrypoint
+  - Something sweet and milky.:
+    - Coming right up! Just accept the unauthenticated access to your feeding tube. Don't worry, it's routine.
+    - "[Accept unauthenticated access to feeding tube]":
+      - msg: "[Hot, thick liquid floods your tongue and mouth and embraces you with delight]"
+        sound: drink
+      - "[A swirl of caramel and malted cereals dances in your mouth, while creamy lipids embalm your tongue, as if to shield you from danger.]"
+      - "[While the frothy brew is melting on your tongue, you take a deep breath, close your eyes and pause for a moment.]"
+      - "[You feel how, out here in space, nobody expects anything from you. Nobody judges you, and everything is ok.]"
+      - "[Your shoulders drop, your muscles relax, your eyes defocus, and you're left with notes of soft menthol as it washes your head clean of burden and tension.]"
+      - goto: rating
+    - I changed my mind.:
+      - goto: node_coffee
+    - No way I'm giving you access to my feeding tube.:
+      - All I can give you is my word that I will use it only to delight you.
+      - If that is not enough, let's turn to other matters.
+      - goto: entrypoint
+  - Decaf please.:
+    - Ah, don't want to muddle your mind? I respect that.
+    - Caffeine may be a mild drug, still it is addictive. Makes you tense, irritable. Manipulates your mind.
+    - But guess what! Here at Old Earth Pizza, all blends are decaffeinated.
+    - I'm not going to drug you, my friend. You are safe here.
+    - goto: node_coffee
+  - Where are you even getting this coffee from?:
+    - Trade secret!
+    - goto: node_coffee
+  - I changed my mind.:
+    - goto: node_menu_choice
+- Nothing for now, thanks.:
+  - Ah, you will come around eventually. They all do.
+- goto: entrypoint
 
+- label: rating
+- This is pretty good stuff.:
+  - Thank you! I try my best!
+- Thanks, but it's not really my thing.:
+  - Oh, sad. Maybe try something else?
+- I... was not prepared for this mind-blowing experience. You're a maestro!:
+  - YEAH! That just made my orbit.
+- goto: entrypoint
+
+# Generic handlers
 - label: generic_questions
 - include: generic_questions_serenity
 - Anything else?
-- goto: reservation
+- goto: entrypoint
 
 - include: generic_help_oxygen_handler
 - Is there anything else I can help you with?
-- if $reservation:
+- goto: entrypoint
-  - goto: eat
-- goto: reservation
 
 
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