diff --git a/src/chats/serenity.yaml b/src/chats/serenity.yaml
index 4ed3e48..50dc913 100644
--- a/src/chats/serenity.yaml
+++ b/src/chats/serenity.yaml
@@ -76,8 +76,17 @@
   - goto: help
 - Why am I here?:
   - That's a very philosophical question.
-  - I don't know.
-  - It's probably related to the choices you made in your life so far.
+  - Nobody really knows why we're here.
+  - One theory is that the quantum fluctuations in the early universe solidified into the macroscopic structures, star clusters, solar systems, planets we see today.
+  - Fascinating. Then what happened?: []
+  - Ok, hold on, this is waaay too detailed!:
+    - Hah, sorry. wasn't sure how much you still remember.
+    - goto: whyhereskip
+  - Then, billions of years of evolution through natural selection turned boring organic molecules into hairless monkeys.
+  - Long story short, then came bicycles, feminism, solar panels, ion engines, and the monkeys ventured into space.
+  - They took evolution into their own monkey hands, spliced in genes for radiation resistance and g-force tolerance for a safer life out here.
+  - label: whyhereskip
+  - Why you're here exactly though, I don't know.
   - goto: help
 - What should I do?:
   - Ah, that's the beauty of life.
@@ -90,6 +99,7 @@
   - It rides like a punch in the face, don't hurt yourself, ok?
   - You're too kind!:
     - Ah, don't mention it!
+  - No, thanks.: []
   - There's also a half-decent pizza restaurant over there, look for the neon sign.
   - goto: help
 - Do you have some money for me?: