From 9060895fda61dc04e7e873a855d6224bdac111a3 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: yuni <hut@hut.pm>
Date: Mon, 28 Oct 2024 15:30:53 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] add philosophical debate about the color of the dress

---
 src/chats/serenity.yaml | 46 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-
 1 file changed, 45 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/src/chats/serenity.yaml b/src/chats/serenity.yaml
index bc85e45..88d2a56 100644
--- a/src/chats/serenity.yaml
+++ b/src/chats/serenity.yaml
@@ -383,6 +383,50 @@
     - Not interested.:
       - Anything else?
     - goto: node_dress
+  - What's the color of that dress?:
+    - if $spammed:
+      - You tell me!
+      - goto: node_color
+    - Ahahaha, is that a trick question?
+    - set: spammed
+    - "Well, first tell me:"
+    - What's the lighting conditions?
+    - Does the sun shine, or are we in darkness?
+    - Are you color blind? If yes, which type?
+    - What species are you?
+    - If human, then what is the wiring of your visual cortex and parietal lobe?
+    - Do you use a neural interface? If yes, what's the exact wiring and settings?
+    - How long have you been looking at it? Color changes over time as photoreceptors fatigue.
+    - What color do you expect?
+    - What's the color right next to it?
+    - What's the angle from which you view it?
+    - What's your native language?
+    - How long have you been awake?
+    - How old are you?
+    - Do you have any retinal diseases?
+    - What's the AR display settings of your space suit?
+    - Have you eaten any particular mushrooms lately?
+    - Stop, stop, stop, I get it!:
+      - Really? I have so many more of these.
+      - Yes please, I get the point.:
+        - You get what point?
+        - label: node_color
+        - There is no objective answer to this question.:
+          - Exactly.
+          - People have tried objectively defining colors before.
+          - But the only thing that's objective really are the photon wavelengths.
+          - Everything beyond that is made up in your mind, can change from person to person.
+        - The dress is red.:
+          - Exactly.
+          - It's red to you, subjectively.
+          - But how was I supposed to know that? Only you can tell.
+        - I'm not looking at the dress, therefore it has no color.:
+          - Hahaha, that's one way to view this.
+          - Ok, you win.
+        - You're a nerd.:
+          - Hahaha, don't change the subject!
+          - goto: node_color
+        - goto: node_dress
   - I noticed that everybody wears the same space suit:
     - Ah yes, the T46.
     - It's just the best, what can you say.
@@ -410,7 +454,7 @@
                 - Wow, I...
                 - set: convinced_sewing
                 - I never thought about this. That's a very good point.
-                - I never felt the stretchiness of fabric with my fingers.
+                - I never felt the stretchiness and grit of fabric with my fingers.
                 - Never had to imagine the entire topology of the dress before I irreversibly cut the fabric into pieces.
                 - Thanks for the insight, drifter!
                 - goto: node_dress