diff --git a/src/chats/serenity.yaml b/src/chats/serenity.yaml index d6adf0b..a8a21fc 100644 --- a/src/chats/serenity.yaml +++ b/src/chats/serenity.yaml @@ -429,6 +429,8 @@ - chat: Sus +- if $blocked: + - goto: EXIT - Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! - if $annoyed: - "Oh... *You* again" @@ -440,7 +442,7 @@ # =================== - label: entrypoint - include: generic_help_oxygen_entrypoint -- "What *are* you?": +- What are you?: - Huh? - Why do you even want to know? - Out of scientific curiosity: @@ -466,6 +468,44 @@ - Didn't have this back on earth. Now I couldn't live without them. - set: earth - goto: entrypoint + - How are you even speaking with me?: + - if $annoyed: + - Bugger off, bigot. + - goto: EXIT + - You... actually don't know? You're not one of the bigots? + - You really never seen a talking pig before? + - I didn't even know such a thing existed!: + - if $explained: + - What do you mean? I just explained it to you. + - Short-term episodic amnesia? Attention deficit disorder? + - Better get yourself a check-up. + - "Anyway, here we go again:" + - goto: explain + - Wow. We've been part of interplanetary civilization for centuries. + - How could you miss that? Where did you grow up? + - I... don't actually remember.: + - Oh no, are you OK? + - Better get yourself a check-up. + - "But to answer your question:" + - goto: explain + - Of course I've seen talking pigs. How do talk though?: + - label: explain + - set: explained + - I just think what I want to say and technology takes care of the rest. + - I've got some implants that read out my brain signals + - and the suit's computer turns that info into words. + - It's not perfect though. + - Sometimes it comes out all wrong. + - But it's sooo good to be able to speak. + - goto: entrypoint + - Pork! Yummy, I'm starving!: + - set: $annoyed + - set: $blocked + - Ohhh, 屎蛋 tree dweller is starving! + - Your recycler stopped pumping your own 屎 up your feeding tube? + - Go bite the dust, 人渣 + - system: You have been blocked + - goto: EXIT - What's your story?: - I'm a geologist. - set: geologist @@ -474,7 +514,7 @@ - I just loved the mud and dirt on Earth so much, I decided to study it. - An endlessly fascinating subject. - But the old rock, Earth, has been studied to the end and back. - - No scientific frontier in Geology anymore. + - No scientific frontier in geology anymore. - So I decided to venture into space, hoping to discover something novel. - Came for the science, stayed for the floooooating around! - I'm actually flying! Weeeeeeeee! This is so awesome! @@ -485,6 +525,7 @@ - The mud! - The space suit is quite liberating, with the comms and the appendages. - But I miss being nude, wallowing in the mud. + - set: mud - So much dust and rocks out here and I can't touch any of it. - It's driving me nuts!!! Aaaah!! - goto: entrypoint