From 982ea00fc7c6ec3c06b84e6674891b3856791079 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: yuni <hut@hut.pm>
Date: Sat, 15 Jun 2024 01:50:43 +0200
Subject: [PATCH] more dialogue for Sus

---
 src/chats/serenity.yaml | 45 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++--
 1 file changed, 43 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)

diff --git a/src/chats/serenity.yaml b/src/chats/serenity.yaml
index d6adf0b..a8a21fc 100644
--- a/src/chats/serenity.yaml
+++ b/src/chats/serenity.yaml
@@ -429,6 +429,8 @@
 
 
 - chat: Sus
+- if $blocked:
+  - goto: EXIT
 - Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 - if $annoyed:
   - "Oh... *You* again"
@@ -440,7 +442,7 @@
 # ===================
 - label: entrypoint
 - include: generic_help_oxygen_entrypoint
-- "What *are* you?":
+- What are you?:
   - Huh?
   - Why do you even want to know?
   - Out of scientific curiosity:
@@ -466,6 +468,44 @@
     - Didn't have this back on earth. Now I couldn't live without them.
     - set: earth
     - goto: entrypoint
+  - How are you even speaking with me?:
+    - if $annoyed:
+      - Bugger off, bigot.
+      - goto: EXIT
+    - You... actually don't know? You're not one of the bigots?
+    - You really never seen a talking pig before?
+    - I didn't even know such a thing existed!:
+      - if $explained:
+        - What do you mean? I just explained it to you.
+        - Short-term episodic amnesia? Attention deficit disorder?
+        - Better get yourself a check-up.
+        - "Anyway, here we go again:"
+        - goto: explain
+      - Wow. We've been part of interplanetary civilization for centuries.
+      - How could you miss that? Where did you grow up?
+      - I... don't actually remember.:
+        - Oh no, are you OK?
+        - Better get yourself a check-up.
+      - "But to answer your question:"
+      - goto: explain
+    - Of course I've seen talking pigs. How do talk though?:
+      - label: explain
+      - set: explained
+      - I just think what I want to say and technology takes care of the rest.
+      - I've got some implants that read out my brain signals
+      - and the suit's computer turns that info into words.
+      - It's not perfect though.
+      - Sometimes it comes out all wrong.
+      - But it's sooo good to be able to speak.
+      - goto: entrypoint
+    - Pork! Yummy, I'm starving!:
+      - set: $annoyed
+      - set: $blocked
+      - Ohhh, 屎蛋 tree dweller is starving!
+      - Your recycler stopped pumping your own 屎 up your feeding tube?
+      - Go bite the dust, 人渣
+      - system: You have been blocked
+      - goto: EXIT
 - What's your story?:
   - I'm a geologist.
   - set: geologist
@@ -474,7 +514,7 @@
   - I just loved the mud and dirt on Earth so much, I decided to study it.
   - An endlessly fascinating subject.
   - But the old rock, Earth, has been studied to the end and back.
-  - No scientific frontier in Geology anymore.
+  - No scientific frontier in geology anymore.
   - So I decided to venture into space, hoping to discover something novel.
   - Came for the science, stayed for the floooooating around!
   - I'm actually flying! Weeeeeeeee! This is so awesome!
@@ -485,6 +525,7 @@
   - The mud!
   - The space suit is quite liberating, with the comms and the appendages.
   - But I miss being nude, wallowing in the mud.
+  - set: mud
   - So much dust and rocks out here and I can't touch any of it.
   - It's driving me nuts!!! Aaaah!!
   - goto: entrypoint