diff --git a/src/chats/serenity.yaml b/src/chats/serenity.yaml
index ffb0054..1db9959 100644
--- a/src/chats/serenity.yaml
+++ b/src/chats/serenity.yaml
@@ -272,8 +272,11 @@
 - I'd like a Pineapple Apple Pie pizza:
   - Coming right up! Just accept the unauthenticated access to your feeding tube. Don't worry, it's routine.
   - "[Accept unauthenticated access to feeding tube]":
-    - "[A thick emulsion of oil, dough, and tomato sauce is gently but unstoppably pumped into your mouth and down your throat.]"
-    - "[You feel the urge to flush down the taste with something else. Maybe some coffee.]"
+    - "[What is gushing into your mouth has no resemblance to pizza in any way that's recognizable to you.]"
+    - "[A warm, sweet, chewy liquid with pieces of fruit: Crunchy apples, fibrous pineapple, in a swirl of oil and dough.]"
+    - "[Surprisingly, the taste actually works! The pineapple's aroma must have been cooked out, as it contributes mostly to the sweetness and mouthfeel.]"
+    - "[After swallowing this delightfully absurd smoothie, the aftertaste of cinnamon remains lingering in the back of your mouth.]"
+    - "[Completely dumbfounded by what the fuck just happened, you begin questioning your life choices.]"
     - script: drinkpizza
   - I changed my mind.:
     - goto: node_menu_choice