From b7838e0f5a117589ca5b6a095937b71d82b8df30 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: yuni Date: Fri, 2 Aug 2024 04:03:11 +0200 Subject: [PATCH] =?UTF-8?q?The=20cake=20is=20a=20lie=20=F0=9F=8D=B0?= MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit --- src/chats/serenity.yaml | 131 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++----------- 1 file changed, 96 insertions(+), 35 deletions(-) diff --git a/src/chats/serenity.yaml b/src/chats/serenity.yaml index bd50f1c..ff49566 100644 --- a/src/chats/serenity.yaml +++ b/src/chats/serenity.yaml @@ -365,22 +365,39 @@ - set: grateful 0 - goto: mainnode - if: "$$chefhat" - Outer Woods: + The cake is a lie.: - if $explained: - ... - - Yes, Outer Woods. - - At some point in my life, I made up various phrases which I can tell someone who claims to be able to travel back in time. - - The idea is, if someone will ever tell me one of those phrase *before* I tell them, it proves their time travel story. + - Yes, indeed. + - I memorized this phrase to tell anyone who claims to be able to travel back in time. + - If they can tell me one of those phrases *before* I tell them, it must mean that they traveled back in time! How else could they know the phrase? - But... You're telling me the phrase *after* I told you. - So you are proving nothing. - - Go kill yourself, show me how you magically wake up, and *then* tell me the phrase. + - Go kill yourself, magically rewind time, and *then* tell me the phrase with the chef hat on. - goto: mainnode - if ~$explained: - - Wh... - - How? - - YOU'RE AN ACTUAL TIME TRAVELER! - - Ok, I believe you now. - - My script is not finished though, so I won't do anything about it. *shrug* + - Ooooh. + - Now why would you say that? + - I... don't really know.: + - You seem confused. + - It's ok. Just drift a bit, take some deep breaths, and come back when you are feeling better. + - goto: EXIT + - I was promised a cake. There was no cake.: + - How utterly disturbing. + - The real question is, why would I not say that?: + - Point taken. + - That's a great sentence to just randomly say. + - Congratulations on your creativity. + - Funny hat too. + - I'm just following orders.: + - YOU'RE AN ACTUAL FUCKING TIME TRAVELER?! + - set: believe + - Please, tell me everything you can about this! + - goto: node_ask + - Because cake is delicious!: + - That makes no sense whatsoever. + - Stop wasting my time, lunatic. + - goto: EXIT - goto: mainnode - What are you up to?: - I'm running a workshop. Come by if you need any repairs! @@ -481,38 +498,82 @@ - goto: mainnode - if: "$timetravel" Do you think time travel into the past is possible?: - - No. - - Well, theoretically, there's all sorts of way to do this but none of them are feasible. - - Why do you ask? - - Just curious: - - It's good to stay curious. + - if $believe: + - Well, you just proved it to me, didn't you? + - How else would you know the phrase and the chef hat thing? + - I still can't believe it. + - Sad that we don't know *how* or *why* this is happening. + - This will give me a lot to think about. Thank you! - goto: mainnode - - If I die, I seem to wake up in the same spot over and over again...: - - Hey, let me be very clear here. - - Do not waste my time with bullshit, or I will scrap your body for raw materials. - - I'm serious. I keep waking up, as if I'm respawning in some sort of computer game.: - - Hm. - - Fascinating. - - I don't believe you. - - But there is obviously one way we can easily validate this. - - set: $explained - - "Kill yourself. Then come back to me, and make the first thing you say to me: Outer Woods." - - That's genius.: - - Thank you! - - Now go kill yourself. - - goto: EXIT - - I'm not going to kill myself.: - - Well, doesn't really matter how you die. - - "Just remember: Outer Woods." - - goto: EXIT - - Whatever.: - - Thank you. + - if ~$believe: + - No. + - Well, theoretically, there's all sorts of way to do this but none of them are feasible. + - Why do you ask? + - Just curious: + - It's good to stay curious. - goto: mainnode + - If I die, I seem to wake up in the same spot over and over again...: + - Hey, let me be very clear here. + - Do not waste my time with bullshit, or I will scrap your body for raw materials. + - I'm serious. Everything reverts back to how it was before, and nobody remembers me.: + - Hm. + - Fascinating. + - I don't believe you. + - But there is obviously one way we can easily validate this. + - set: $explained + - Kill yourself to rewind time. Then come back to me wearing a silly chef hat and say "The cake is a lie." + - label: timetravelqanda + - Why? I don't get it.: + - You know, I think a lot about time travel. + - I memorized some phrases that I would tell anyone who claims to be able to travel back in time. + - If they can tell me one of those phrases *before* I tell them, it must mean that they traveled back in time! How else could they know the phrase? + - goto: timetravelqanda + - Where can I get a chef hat?: + - Not a real one, of course. + - Change the settings of your space suit to project an avatar in augmented reality. + - You should find a "Chef Hat" option somewhere. [Press ESC] + - goto: timetravelqanda + - That's genius.: + - Thank you! + - Now go kill yourself. Don't forget the chef hat. + - goto: EXIT + - I'm not going to kill myself.: + - Well, doesn't really matter how you die. + - "Just remember. Wear silly chef hat, and tell me: The cake is a lie." + - goto: EXIT + - Whatever.: + - Thank you. + - goto: mainnode - Bye!: - So long, drifter! - goto: EXIT - label: timeout - Hm? Is your transmitter borked? +- goto: EXIT + +- label: node_ask +- When I die, I just wake up and everything is back as it was before.: + - What? Just like that? This is so wild. + - label: node_ask2 + - We have talked before. You told me to die, come back to you with a chef hat, and say that sentence.: + - Hah, so the plan worked out! YES! + - Let me apologize though. I must have been rude before you showed me proof for your story. + - There are just so many bullshiters in the world and I don't have the patience anymore. + - But I believe you now. + - If there is *anything* I can do for you, let me know. This is amazing! + - goto: mainnode + - Leave me alone.: + - goto: gtfo + - goto: node_ask2 +- Leave me alone.: + - label: gtfo + - What? No! + - Argh. + - You damn teaser. + - Fine. + - goto: EXIT +- Please, I *have* to know. +- goto: node_ask ---