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- What's on the menu?:
- if $reservation:
- goto: node_menu
- Hold on there, do you have a reservation?
- Yes!:
- Hold on, do you have a reservation?
- label: checkreservation
- Yes! Reservation! Obviously I got a reservation.:
- Hm... I don't see your name on my list.
- No!:
- Uhm... No...:
- Ah, tough luck!
- Why the reservation? Is there not enough space for everybody?:
- Enough space, sure.
- But I can't get overworked, can I?
- I'm running this place all by myself, after all. Apart of good ol' Clippy over there.
- Also, I like to be prepared for my guests so I can give them the best possible experience.
- goto: checkreservation
- But you know what? I'll make an exception, just for you.
- set: reservation
- goto: node_menu
@ -200,7 +207,9 @@
- Thank you so much!:
- No problem. Really.
- It kinda feels shallow.:
- That's life.
- What did you expect?
- If you wanna do questing with an addictive game loop, just fire up some VR game.
- Maybe try the good old Earth classic Stardew Canyon VRX, plenty of quests there.
- if: "~$$quest_pizza_delivered"
Do you have a quest for me?:
- if $$quest_pizza_start:
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# Pizzeria menu
- label: node_menu
- Today's special is Suspicious Spacefunghi.
- It's pretty wild, but 真他媽的好吃.
- But we have pretty much anything you can dream of.
- Daring Durian, Pineapple Apple Pie, you name it.
- "But we have pretty much anything you can dream of: Daring Durian, Pineapple Apple Pie, you name it."
- label: node_menu_choice
- I'd like a Suspicious Spacefunghi:
- Coming right up your feeding tube!
- script: drinkpizza
- system: Received Suspicious Spacefunghi pizza smoothie
- Coming right up! Just accept the unauthenticated access to your feeding tube. Don't worry, it's routine.
- "[Accept unauthenticated access to feeding tube]":
- script: drinkpizza
- "[A thick emulsion of oil, dough, and tomato sauce is gently but unstoppably pumped into your mouth and down your throat.]"
- "[You feel the urge to flush down the taste with something else. Maybe some coffee.]"
- I changed my mind.:
- goto: node_menu_choice
- No way I'm giving you access to my feeding tube.:
- label: nofeedingtube
- Well, nothing for you then. Anything else?
- goto: entrypoint
- I'd like a Daring Durian:
- Coming right up your feeding tube!
- label: durian
- script: drinkpizza
- system: Received Daring Durian pizza smoothie
- Coming right up! Just accept the unauthenticated access to your feeding tube. Don't worry, it's routine.
- "[Accept unauthenticated access to feeding tube]":
- "[A thick emulsion of oil, dough, and tomato sauce is gently but unstoppably pumped into your mouth and down your throat.]"
- "[You feel the urge to flush down the taste with something else. Maybe some coffee.]"
- script: drinkpizza
- I changed my mind.:
- goto: node_menu_choice
- No way I'm giving you access to my feeding tube.:
- goto: nofeedingtube
- I'd like a Pineapple Apple Pie pizza:
- Coming right up your feeding tube!
- script: drinkpizza
- system: Received Pineapple Apple Pie pizza smoothie
- Coming right up! Just accept the unauthenticated access to your feeding tube. Don't worry, it's routine.
- "[Accept unauthenticated access to feeding tube]":
- "[A thick emulsion of oil, dough, and tomato sauce is gently but unstoppably pumped into your mouth and down your throat.]"
- "[You feel the urge to flush down the taste with something else. Maybe some coffee.]"
- script: drinkpizza
- I changed my mind.:
- goto: node_menu_choice
- No way I'm giving you access to my feeding tube.:
- goto: nofeedingtube
- I'd like a coffee, please:
- Your suit should have a built-in coffee synthesizer.
- Naturally, it's not as good as my legendary Old Earth Soykaf!
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- msg: "[The timeless flavor of thick, foamy espresso strikes your taste buds with gushing intensity.]"
sound: drink
- "[As bitterness creeps down your throat, the steam surprises your nose with fragrances of blooming flowers and woody undertones.]"
- "[It reminds you of a sunny, careless afternoon when the future seemed hopeful and any challenge seemed surmountable]"
- "[It reminds you of a sunny, careless afternoon when the future seemed hopeful and any challenge seemed surmountable.]"
- "[You feel the tannins clump up your saliva, leaving you with a dry, rugged sensation and the aftertaste of dark, bitter chocolate.]"
- goto: rating
- I changed my mind.:
- goto: node_coffee
- No way I'm giving you access to my feeding tube.:
- All I can give you is my word that I will use it only to delight you.
- If that is not enough, let's turn to other matters.
- goto: entrypoint
- goto: nofeedingtube
- Something aromatic and spicy please.:
- Coming right up! Just accept the unauthenticated access to your feeding tube. Don't worry, it's routine.
- "[Accept unauthenticated access to feeding tube]":
- msg: "[A bland, inoffensive liquid enters your mouth and passes through without much notice]"
- msg: "[A bland, inoffensive liquid enters your mouth and passes through without much notice.]"
sound: drink
- "[Your mind begins to wander, as a subtle prickly sensation blankets your throat with notes of citrus and blueberry]"
- "[Your mind begins to wander, as a subtle prickly sensation blankets your throat with notes of citrus and blueberry.]"
- "[In a daze of smooth spices, you begin to grasp the absurdity of your situation.]"
- "[You. A mind. Trapped flesh and bone. Faint sparkles of salt remind you of your oceanic heritage.]"
- "[A trace of iron just barely manages to capture the essence of how you came to be. Evolution. Spilled blood. Violence. Struggle for survival. Over and over and over and over...]"
- "[The apex of life. Yet restlessly stumbling. Searching for... something. You don't even know what.]"
- "[And *this* is reality? This is *it*? The *one* universe culminated in a... society of... monkeys? What am I even doing here?!]"
- "[You. A mind. Trapped inside a monkey prison. Immersed in some monkey story that the brain is telling itself, very convinced that it is \"The Reality\"]"
- "[A fleeting taste of iron surprises you like a punch in the face, reminding you of how you came to be here. Evolution, blood, violence, struggle for survival. Over and over and over... You shudder with overwhelming empathy.]"
- "[But then sparkles of salt wash over your tongue, comforting you with a sense of home. The scent of a sea breeze. Your oceanic heritage.]"
- "[Being the apex of life. Yet restlessly stumbling. Searching for... something. You don't even know what.]"
- "[And this is reality? This is *it*? The *one* universe culminated in a... society of... monkeys? What am I even doing here?!]"
- "[Warmth of ginger and pink pepper cuddles up to you from the back of your mouth, plunging you back into the jarring reality with mild confusion and a clump in your throat.]"
- goto: rating
- I changed my mind.:
- goto: node_coffee
- No way I'm giving you access to my feeding tube.:
- All I can give you is my word that I will use it only to delight you.
- If that is not enough, let's turn to other matters.
- goto: entrypoint
- goto: nofeedingtube
- Something sweet and milky.:
- Coming right up! Just accept the unauthenticated access to your feeding tube. Don't worry, it's routine.
- "[Accept unauthenticated access to feeding tube]":
- msg: "[Hot, thick liquid floods your tongue and mouth and embraces you with delight]"
- msg: "[Hot, thick liquid floods your tongue and mouth and embraces you with delight.]"
sound: drink
- "[A swirl of caramel and malted cereals dances in your mouth, while creamy lipids embalm your tongue, as if to shield you from danger.]"
- "[While the frothy brew is melting on your tongue, you take a deep breath, close your eyes and pause for a moment.]"
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- I changed my mind.:
- goto: node_coffee
- No way I'm giving you access to my feeding tube.:
- All I can give you is my word that I will use it only to delight you.
- If that is not enough, let's turn to other matters.
- goto: entrypoint
- goto: nofeedingtube
- Decaf please.:
- Ah, don't want to muddle your mind? I respect that.
- Caffeine may be a mild drug, still it is addictive. Makes you tense, irritable. Manipulates your mind.