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# Mudley {{{1
- chat: pig
- if $helmet:
- Come on, cave monkey, I can't give you the snack if you don't take off your helmet. [press ESC]
- You hungry? Take off helmet, get goooood snack! [press ESC]
- goto: EXIT
- Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
- if $annoyed:
- "Oh... *You* again"
- if ~$annoyed:
- What's up?
- if ~1: ["pass"] # workaround for bug that would make "What's up?" not appear
# Main Node
# ===================
- label: entrypoint
- include: generic_help_oxygen_entrypoint
- if: "$$quest_pizza_obtained"
@ -1022,100 +1014,120 @@
- Will get some later.
- Not hungry right now.
- goto: entrypoint
- What are you?:
- Huh?
- Why do you even want to know?
- Out of scientific curiosity:
- Ah, a fellow scientist?
- if ~$geologist:
- I'm out here for science too. A geologist!
- set: geologist
- But I'm not an object to be studied. 天哪, I'm a person!
- Science doesn't supersede personal dignity and respect.
- Don't they teach that where you come from?
- goto: entrypoint
- You look different than everybody else:
- And your belly looks bigger than anyone else's.
- set: $annoyed
- Do I bother you with that fact?
- Your space suit looks... different.:
- You have good eyes.
- label: different
- Are you human?:
- No.
- Leave me alone.
- goto: EXIT
- Those appendages with opposable thumbs! Amazing!:
- Haha, a marvel of engineering!
- Swift like tentacles, strong as pincers.
- Quite liberating.
- Didn't have this back on earth. Now I couldn't live without them.
- set: earth
- goto: entrypoint
- How are you even speaking with me?:
- if $annoyed:
- Bugger off, bigot.
- goto: EXIT
- You... actually don't know? You're not one of the bigots?
- set: pig
- You really never seen a talking pig before?
- I didn't even know such a thing existed!:
- if $explained:
- What do you mean? I just explained it to you.
- Short-term episodic amnesia? Attention deficit disorder?
- Better get yourself a check-up.
- "Anyway, here we go again:"
- goto: explain
- Wow. We've been part of interplanetary civilization for centuries.
- How could you miss that? Where did you grow up?
- I... don't actually remember.:
- Oh no, are you OK?
- Better get yourself a check-up.
- "But to answer your question:"
- goto: explain
- Of course I've seen talking pigs. How do talk though?:
- label: explain
- set: explained
- I just think what I want to say and technology takes care of the rest.
- I've got some implants that read out my brain signals
- and the suit's computer turns that into words.
- This tech changed everything. Conversation makes all the difference.
- Are you human?
- Huh? Yes. I'm human.:
- Cool.
- I don't judge.
- No, neither am I.:
- Yes you are.
- I can see you, you know?...
- Let's talk about other things.:
- Thank you.
- goto: entrypoint
- Pork! Yummy, I'm starving!:
- goto: pork
- What's your story?:
- I'm a geologist.
- set: geologist
- set: earth
- set: $annoyed 0
- I just loved the mud and dirt on Earth so much, I decided to study it.
- An endlessly fascinating subject.
- But the old rock, Earth, has been studied to the end and back.
- No scientific frontier in geology anymore.
- So I decided to venture into space, hoping to discover something novel.
- Came for the science, stayed for the floooooating around!
- I'm actually flying! Weeeeeeeee! This is so awesome!
- goto: entrypoint
- if: $earth
What do you miss most out here in space?:
- set: $annoyed 0
- The mud!
- The space suit is quite liberating, with the comms and the appendages.
- But I miss being nude, wallowing in the mud.
- set: mud
- So much dust and rocks out here and I can't touch any of it.
- It's driving me nuts!!! Aaaah!!
- goto: entrypoint
- What are your plans for the future?:
- Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
- Gonna tune up my thrusters past the limit!
- I wanna get seriously squished when I put my hooves to the floor!
- And, uhm, maybe do that mineral survey at some point.
- if ~$geologist:
- I game out here to work as a geologist...
- set: geologist
- But that can wait, there's FLYING to be done!
- goto: entrypoint
- if: $geologist
I have some questions about geology:
- Shoot!
- label: pig_node_geo
- What are you?:
- A geologist.
- May I ask what species you are?:
- I'm a pig.
- First time seeing one?
- In a space suit? Yes.:
- Well, about time we joined you in space after your kind oppressed us for millenia.
- Thanks for not killing me, I guess.
- I won't harm you, relax.:
- Good.
- No need to be rude.:
- ... *grunt*
- Let's talk about other things.
- Pork! Yummy!:
- goto: pork
- goto: entrypoint
- I've seen lots of pigs.:
- Good, good.
- You're not one of the pig killers, are you?
- I won't harm you, relax.:
- Good.
- Pork! Yummy!:
- goto: pork
- goto: entrypoint
- Never seen a pig.:
- What, really? I'm your first? *grunt*
- You're in for a treat! Search for some pig images on the Outernet, our kind is truly adorable!
- goto: entrypoint
- Whaat!?! You're a pig??? How adorable!!!!!!:
- Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!
- Yesss, I am!!!
- label: node_pig
- What color is your fur???:
- Ah I wish I could send you a picture!
- But all of the ones I can find right now are nude.
- My fur is light brown, with dark brown stripes going from the head to the tail.
- Adorableeeee!: []
- How can you talk to me?:
- I just think what I want to say, and technology does the rest!
- My brain got some implants that basically read my thoughts and turn them into words.
- Best thing ever.
- Continue...: []
- Can I hear what you really sound like?:
- "*grunt* *snort* *grunt*"
- "*gruuuuuuunnt*"
- I didn't know that pigs are part of society!:
- Oh, you live under a rock for the last 70 years?
- Humans used to exploit us, enslave us, scrap our bodies for parts.
- But the saviours decided to breed us for intelligence instead. Enabled us to participate in society.
- Once we had a voice, it changed everything. We are now free.
- Those appendages with opposable thumbs! Amazing!:
- Haha, a marvel of engineering!
- Swift like tentacles, strong as pincers.
- Quite liberating.
- Didn't have this back on earth. Now I couldn't live without them.
- Ok, I wanted to ask you something else.:
- Sure!
- goto: entrypoint
- goto: node_pig
- Pork! Yummy!:
- label: pork
- Ohhhh. Tree dweller hungry?
- set: helmet
- Your recycler stopped pumping your own 屎 up your feeding tube?
- Want food? I give goooood snack.
- But what's that? Your helmet is blocking your mouth?
- "Just take off the helmet and you get the snack. [press ESC]"
- goto: EXIT
- Let's talk about other things.:
- Thank you.
- goto: entrypoint
- goto: different
- What are you up to?:
- I'm a geologist! Let me know if you ever have any questions about rocks.
- label: node_geology
- How did you become a geologist?:
- I just loved the mud and dirt on Earth so much, I decided to study it.
- An endlessly fascinating subject.
- But the old rock, Earth, has been studied to the end and back.
- No scientific frontier in geology anymore.
- So I decided to venture into space, hoping to discover something novel.
- Came for the science, stayed for the floooooating around!
- I'm actually flying! Weeeeeeeee! This is so awesome!
- label: node_space
- What do you miss out here in space?:
- The mud!
- The space suit is quite liberating, with the comms and the appendages.
- But I miss being nude, wallowing in the mud.
- So much dust and rocks out here and I can't touch any of it.
- It's driving me nuts!!! Aaaah!!
- What are your plans for the future?:
- Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
- Gonna tune up my thrusters past the limit!
- I wanna get seriously squished when I put my hooves to the floor!
- And, uhm, maybe do that mineral survey at some point.
- But that can wait, there's FLYING to be done!
- About geology...:
- goto: node_geology
- goto: node_space
- I've seen some gigantic moonlets around here...:
- Yeah they keep getting ejected from the moon Thebe!
- Thebe is so tiny, it's gravitation is about the same as its centrifugal force, so the escape velocity is almost nonexistant.
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- That's all, thanks!:
- Cool, anything else you wanted?
- goto: entrypoint
- goto: pig_node_geo
- if: $pig
You're pork! Yummy! I'm starving!:
- label: pork
- set: $annoyed
- set: $helmet
- Ohhh, 屎蛋 tree dweller is starving!
- Your recycler stopped pumping your own 屎 up your feeding tube?
- Ok, here's the deal. I'll give you a good snack.
- But the helmet is blocking your mouth, right?
- So first, open the space suit menu [press ESC] and take off your helmet.
- goto: node_geology
- I have some general questions...:
- Ask away! *grunt*
- goto: generic_questions
- Gotta go.:
- Have a nice orbit!
- goto: EXIT
- Gotta go!:
- Bye!
- goto: EXIT
- goto: EXIT
- goto: entrypoint
# Oxygen Handler
# ===================
- label: generic_needoxygen
- if $annoyed:
- And you want my help?
- Help from the weird looking person?
- I guess I can share some, here you go.
- script: refilloxygen 0.002
- if ~$annoyed:
- Nooooooooo!!!
- Take some of mine!
- script: refilloxygen 0.01
- Phew, that was close. Take care of yourself!
- Nooooooooo!!! Take some of mine!
- script: refilloxygen 0.03
- Phew, that was close. Take care of yourself!
- Anything else?
- goto: entrypoint
- label: generic_questions
- include: generic_questions_serenity
- Anything else?
- goto: entrypoint
---
# Generic {{{1
- chat: generic_questions_serenity
- Where are we?: