- chat: Drifter - system: "Error: No response" - system: No life signs detected - Damn, it's gotta be moldy in that suit. How long has it been drifting?: - Harvest some oxygen: - script: refilloxygen 1 Drifter --- - chat: SubduedClippy - At your service! --- - chat: Icarus - if $met: - Oh hey, you're back! - How are you doing? - goto: howru - Oh hey, you're awake! - set: $met - I found you drifting out cold, and thought, I better watch over you. - Took us here behind that moonlet, to shield you from the micros. - Thank you!: - label: thx - No worries. Folks are stretched thin around this corner, we gotta watch out for each other. - How are you feeling? - goto: howru - I didn't ask for this.: - label: didntask - "Sure, 'cause you were unconscious. I just did what felt right. Is there a problem?" - Nevermind. Thank you.: - goto: thx - Leave me alone!: - goto: EXIT - Micros? What's that?: - Micrometeorites. Those tiny 混蛋 that fly right through you, leaving holes in your suit. And your body. - Ouch! Thank you so much.: - goto: thx - Whatever... I didn't ask for this.: - goto: didntask - How are you feeling? - label: howru - I feel quite cozy, this space suit feels like a second skin.: - set: friends - Hah, it does, doesn't it? - But take care, your suit seems to be leaking. I'd patch it up if I were you. - I'm all out of SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ right now, otherwise I'd share. - Can I help you with anything else, maybe? - I got this apocalyptic headache...: - set: friends - Heh, probably related to why you were passed out. - Go easy on yourself, I'm sure things will turn for the better. - Meanwhile, can I help you with anything? - I... don't know, I'm pretty disoriented.: - set: friends - Oh no. Do you need a lowdown on reality? - I just want to be alone right now: - Oh, sure. Ping me if you need anything. I'll go back to playing my VR game. - goto: EXIT - label: help - Where are we?: - This is space, my friend. - That massive crescent over there, that's Jupiter. - We're about 150,000km away from its surface, on the very outside of it's rings. - This area is called the Thebe gossamer ring. - The moon Thebe is actually pretty close right now, flinging all those micros at us. - Micros? What's that?: - Micrometeorites. Those tiny 混蛋 that fly right through you, leaving holes in your suit. And your body. - goto: help - What year is this?: - Oh, is your Augmented Reality deactivated? - Push the TAB button, your space suit's AR will show you the date and time. - goto: help - Why am I here?: - That's a very philosophical question. - I don't know. - It's probably related to the choices you made in your life so far. - goto: help - What should I do?: - Ah, that's the beauty of life. - You can just do whatever you want. - So long as you have the means, and respect people's boundaries. - I'm here mostly for the view and the peace. - Just look at Jupiter, it's mesmerizing, isn't it? - So far away from everything, nobody expects anything from you. - If you want, you can take my sports racing capsule MeteorAceGT™ for a ride. It's right over there. - It rides like a punch in the face, don't hurt yourself, ok? - You're too kind!: - Ah, don't mention it! - There's also a half-decent pizza restaurant over there, look for the neon sign. - goto: help - Do you have some money for me?: - Huh? What is money? - Currency? Flat round things that you can exchange for goods and services?: - Uhm... are you talking about pizza? - I don't have any pizza with me right now. - But there's a pizza place right over there, look for the neon sign. - goto: help - Well, anyway, need anything else? - goto: help - I think I'm good for now: - goto: chocolate - Well, I hope you're ok. - label: chocolate - I got some left-over instant hot chocolate, would you like some? - Oh yes! Please!: - Here you go, my friend! - system: Received 1x ChuggaChug™ Instant Hot Chocolate - goto: pizzaplace - No, thank you.: - Well. I think I'll go back to playing my VR game. Ping me if you need anything. - label: pizzaplace - Oh and make sure to check out the pizza place! - Will do, bye!: --- - chat: SpacePizzaChef - Welcome to Space Pizza™, best pizza around the rings! - Great to see a customer, we don't get many lately - Would you like to order today's special? - label: offer - What's the special?: - Suspicious Spacefunghi - With free pineapple imitation - Our pizza smoothies are freshly blended every day - Wait... pizza smoothie?: - Huh? Of course, smoothie! How else do you want to get that pizza down your spacesuit feeding tube? - An emulsion of deliciousness! - I think I'll pass...: - Your loss, mate - goto: EXIT - Wh... what's a pizzeria doing here?: - Hah, beautiful, right? I carved it out this asteroid myself! - You know how much work it was to neutralize the rotation of the asteroid, so my valued customers don't bang against the walls while drinking my pizza? - Now would you like today's special or not? - goto: offer - My head hurts, my suit leaks, I think I'm dying...: - Seriously? Let me have a look. Just press the 'Grant Access' button please. - "[GRANT ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]": - label: hack - warn: MALWARE DETECTED - warn: BITCOIN MINER DETECTED - nowait: true Hey, what are you doing with me?: - Just checking your systems, hang on tight - Yeah, suit's fucked, I'd look out for a repair shop - Anyway, wanna order today's special? - goto: offer - "[DENY ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]": - Oh come on, do you want my help or not? - "[GRANT ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]": - goto: hack - "[DENY ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]": - Great, the first customer in ages, and they're brain damaged... - Fuck off!: - Great, the first customer in ages, and they're brain damaged... - goto: EXIT - Hey, are you still there? Is this a prank? --- - chat: PizzaChef - Oh hey, you found your way to the legendary Old Earth Pizza! - Please find yourself a cozy place to drift. - Do you have a reservation? - label: reservation - if: ~$reservation Reservation? Is there not enough space for everybody?: - Ah, space there is. - But I can't get overworked, can I? - I'm running this joint all by myself, after all. - Apart of good ol' Clippy. - set: $reservation - goto: reservation - No reservation. Can I still buy something?: - '"Buy"? Ah, this old earth thing.' - I see you have been reading up on history. - Trying to catch the Old Earth Pizza vibe. - Amazing. - Sure, you can "buy" something, watcha want? - goto: eat - Can I ask you some... weird questions?: - Of course. Just hold on, let me load my gun. - Alright, shoot. - goto: questions - I guess not. - But I can't you leave hungry, can I? - So far away from everything. - Just let me know if you want something. - label: eat - label: questions