# ▄████████▄ + ███ + ▄█████████ ███ + # ███▀ ▀███ + + ███ ███▀ + ███ + + # ███ + ███ ███ ███ █████████ ███ ███ ███ ███ # ███ +███ ███ ███ ███ ███▐██████ ███ ███ ███ # ███ + ███ ███+ ███ +███ ███ + ███ ███ + ███ # ███▄ ▄███ ███▄ ███ ███ + ███ + ███ ███▄ ███ # ▀████████▀ + ▀███████ ███▄ ███▄ ▀████ ▀███████ # + + + ███ # + ▀████████████████████████████████████████████████████▀ - chat: Icarus - if $met: - Oh hey, you're back! - How are you doing? - goto: howru - Oh hey, you're awake! - set: $met - I found you drifting out cold, and thought, I better watch over you. - Took us here behind that moonlet, to shield you from the micros. - Thank you!: - label: thx - No worries. Folks are stretched thin around this corner, we gotta watch out for each other. - How are you feeling? - goto: howru - I didn't ask for this.: - label: didntask - "Sure, 'cause you were unconscious. I just did what felt right. Is there a problem?" - Nevermind. Thank you.: - goto: thx - Leave me alone!: - goto: EXIT - Micros? What's that?: - Micrometeorites. Those tiny 混蛋 that fly right through you, leaving holes in your suit. And your body. - Ouch! Thank you so much.: - goto: thx - Whatever... I didn't ask for this.: - goto: didntask - How are you feeling? - label: howru - I feel quite cozy, this space suit feels like a second skin.: - set: friends - Hah, it does, doesn't it? - But take care, your suit seems to be leaking. I'd patch it up if I were you. - I'm all out of SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ right now, otherwise I'd share. - Can I help you with anything else, maybe? - goto: help - I got this apocalyptic headache...: - set: friends - Heh, probably related to why you were passed out. - Go easy on yourself, I'm sure things will turn for the better. - Meanwhile, can I help you with anything? - goto: help - I... don't know, I'm pretty disoriented.: - set: friends - Oh no. Do you need a lowdown on reality? - goto: help - I just want to be alone right now: - Oh, sure. Ping me if you need anything. I'll go back to playing my VR game. - goto: EXIT - Not so chatty right now? - I... guess I'll go back to playing my VR game. Ping me if you need anything. - goto: EXIT - label: help - Where are we?: - This is space, my friend. - That massive crescent over there, that's Jupiter. - We're about 150,000km away from its surface, on the very outside of it's rings. - This area is called the Thebe gossamer ring. - The moon Thebe is actually pretty close right now, flinging all those micros at us. - Micros? What's that?: - Micrometeorites. Those tiny 混蛋 that fly right through you, leaving holes in your suit. And your body. - goto: help - What year is this?: - Oh, is your Augmented Reality deactivated? - Push the TAB button, your space suit's AR will show you the date and time. - goto: help - Why am I here?: - That's a very philosophical question. - I don't know. - It's probably related to the choices you made in your life so far. - goto: help - What should I do?: - Ah, that's the beauty of life. - You can just do whatever you want. - So long as you have the means, and respect people's boundaries. - I'm here mostly for the view and the peace. - Just look at Jupiter, it's mesmerizing, isn't it? - So far away from everything, nobody expects anything from you. - If you want, you can take my sports racing capsule MeteorAceGT™ for a ride. It's right over there. - It rides like a punch in the face, don't hurt yourself, ok? - You're too kind!: - Ah, don't mention it! - There's also a half-decent pizza restaurant over there, look for the neon sign. - goto: help - Do you have some money for me?: - Huh? What is money? - Currency? Flat round things that you can exchange for goods and services?: - Uhm... are you talking about pizza? - I don't have any pizza with me right now. - But there's a pizza place right over there, look for the neon sign. - goto: help - Well, anyway, need anything else? - goto: help - I think I'm good for now: - goto: chocolate - Well, I hope you're ok. - label: chocolate - I got some left-over instant hot chocolate, would you like some? - Oh yes! Please!: - Here you go, my friend! - system: Received 1x ChuggaChug™ Instant Hot Chocolate - goto: pizzaplace - No, thank you.: - Well. I think I'll go back to playing my VR game. Ping me if you need anything. - label: pizzaplace - Oh and make sure to check out the pizza place! - Will do, bye!: --- - chat: PizzaChef - if $eat: - Ah, they always come back. - Ready for another round at Old Earth Pizza? - goto: eat - Oh hey, you found your way to the legendary Old Earth Pizza! - Time to loosen up! Find yourself a cozy place to drift. - Do you have a reservation? - label: reservation - if: ~$reservation ...Reservation? Is there not enough space for everybody?: - Ah, space there is. - But I can't get overworked, can I? - I'm running this joint all by myself, after all. - Apart of good ol' Clippy. - set: $reservation - goto: reservation - No reservation. Can I still buy something?: - '"Buy"? Ah, this old earth thing.' - I see you have been reading up on history. - Trying to catch the Old Earth Pizza vibe. - Amazing. - Sure, you can "buy" something, watcha want? - goto: eat - Wh... what's a pizzeria doing here?: - Hah, beautiful, right? I carved it out this asteroid myself! - You know how much work it was to neutralize the rotation of the asteroid, so my valued customers don't bang against the walls? - Do you have a reservation though? - goto: reservation - My head hurts, my suit is leaking, I think I'm dying...: - 他妈的, that sound terrible. - Unlikely that you'll die though. - You're wearing a SecondSkyn™. It's the best, it'll take care of you. - Would you like me to patch it up? - label: patchup - Yes please!: - Here you go! - script: repairsuit - system: SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ applied. - goto: reservation - How much will you charge me?: - Why would I charge you? Your suit is nuclear powered. - So what about the patch up? - goto: patchup - Don't touch me.: - Suit yourself. - What about the reservation? - goto: reservation - I guess not. - What about the reservation? - goto: reservation - Can I ask you some questions?: - Shoot. - goto: generic_questions - I gotta go.: - Come back any time! You are always welcome. - goto: EXIT - I guess not. - But I can't you leave hungry, can I? - So far away from everything. - Just let me know if you want something. - label: eat - set: $eat - What's on the menu?: - set: $knows-menu - Today's special is Suspicious Spacefunghi. - It's pretty wild, but 真他媽的好吃. - But we have pretty much anything you can dream of. - Daring Durian, Artichoke Apple Pie, you name it. - goto: eat - Got pineapple in stock?: - I can totally hook you up with that. - But why would you want to? - It's really delicious: - Right, of course. - Nevermind: - set: $knows-pineapple - goto: eat - I made up my mind.: - Which emulsion of deliciousness will it be? - if: $knows-menu I'd like a Suspicious Spacefunghi: - Coming right up your feeding tube! - system: Received Suspicious Spacefunghi pizza smoothie - goto: served - if: $knows-menu I'd like a Daring Durian: - Coming right up your feeding tube! - system: Received Daring Durian pizza smoothie - goto: served - if: $knows-menu I'd like an Artichoke Apple Pie pizza: - Coming right up your feeding tube! - system: Received Artichoke Apple Pie pizza smoothie - goto: served - if: $knows-pineapple I'd like a pineapple pizza: - Coming right up your feeding tube! - system: Received pineapple pizza smoothie - goto: served - if: $knows-coffee I'd like a cup of that legendary Old Earth Coffee, please: - Coming right up your feeding tube! - system: Received Old Earth Coffee - goto: served - Surprise me.: - Hmm... - I would take you for the adventurous type. - Daring Durian, coming right up your feeding tube! - system: Received Daring Durian pizza smoothie - goto: served - Actually... I haven't decided yet.: - goto: eat - I'm not hungry.: - goto: not hungry - Got anything other than pizza?: - Anything you need, I got you covered. - label: non-pizza - I'm low on oxygen, can you spare some?: - But of course! I take care of my guests. - script: refilloxygen 1 - system: Oxygen refilled - goto: served - Could you patch up my space suit?: - Right on. - script: repairsuit - system: SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ applied. - goto: served - Got any coffee?: - Your suit should have a coffee dispenser built right into it. - Naturally, it's not as good as my legendary Old Earth Coffee! - set: knows-coffee - goto: non-pizza - Can't think of anything right now.: - So what would you like to order? - goto: eat - Can I ask you some general questions?: - Shoot. - goto: generic_questions - I'm not hungry, thanks.: - goto: not hungry - If you don't want anything, that's fine too. - label: not hungry - Feel free to hang out as long as you like. - goto: EXIT - label: served - Come back any time! - goto: EXIT - label: generic_questions - include: generic_questions_serenity - See you around! --- - chat: generic_questions_serenity - Where are we?: - Inside Jupiter's rings, obviously. - We're about 150,000km away from the gas giant. - This region is called Serenity by its inhabitants, due to the relative safety from Jupiter's magnetic field and the micros. - goto: generic_questions - What time is it?: - Oh, is your Augmented Reality deactivated? - Push the TAB button, your space suit's AR will show you the date and time. - goto: generic_questions - I think I'm good for now.: [] --- - chat: Drifter - system: "Error: No response" - system: No life signs detected - Damn, it's gotta be moldy in that suit. How long has it been drifting?: - Harvest some oxygen: - script: refilloxygen 1 Drifter --- - chat: SubduedClippy - At your service!