- chat: Drifter - system: "Error: No response" - system: No life signs detected - Damn, it's gotta be moldy in that suit. How long has it been drifting?: - Harvest some oxygen: - script: refilloxygen 1 Drifter --- - chat: ClippyPizza - At your service! --- - chat: ClippyTransSerenity - Welcome at StarTrans Cargo Services! You have reached Serenity Station. - "Ready for a trip? Available bus stops: Oscillation Station, Metis Prime Station" - set busstop: serenity - label: startransbusstop - goto: EXIT - label: interesting - Serenity Station is famous for the best pizza across the Jovian Rings. - Look for the neon sign of the pizzeria nearby. --- - chat: ClippyTransMetis - Welcome at StarTrans Cargo Services! You have reached Metis Prime Station. - "Ready for a trip? Available bus stops: Oscillation Station, Serenity Station" - set busstop: metis - label: startransbusstop - goto: EXIT - label: interesting - This area is an industrial paradise for asteroid miners. - Though it has been recently abandoned due to the excessive particle radiation. - I advise you to minimize the duration of your stay here. --- - chat: ClippyTransOscillation - Welcome at StarTrans Cargo Services! You have reached Oscillation Station. - "Ready for a trip? Available bus stops: Serenity Station, Metis Prime Station" - set busstop: oscillation - label: startransbusstop - goto: EXIT - label: interesting - The main attraction around here is the gorgeous view onto Jupiter from far up ahead. --- - addon: startransbusstop - Bus stop?! How does this work?: - StarTrans Cargo Services is the most convenient way to travel the vast distances of space. - Just activate your suit's built-in cryostasis. A StarTrans carrier will pick you up and you will wake up at your destination in the blink of an eye. - Of course we will supply you with free oxygen and ensure your safety. - goto: startransbusstop - Can I take a spacecraft with me?: - Absolutely. - goto startransbusstop - if: busstop != oscillation Take me to Oscillation Station, please.: - StarTrans wishes you a pleasant journey. - script: cryofadeout - sleep: 5 - script: cryotrip oscillation - goto: EXIT - if: busstop != metis Take me to Metis Prime Station, please.: - StarTrans wishes you a pleasant journey. - script: cryofadeout - sleep: 5 - script: cryotrip metisprime - goto: EXIT - if: busstop != serenity Take me to Serenity Station, please.: - StarTrans wishes you a pleasant journey. - script: cryofadeout - sleep: 5 - script: cryotrip serenity - goto: EXIT - Can you please fill up my oxygen tank without taking me anywhere?: - Of course, you can count on StarTrans! - script: refilloxygen 1000 - Is there anything interesting to do around here?: - goto: interesting - No, thank you.: - TIMEOUT: - Feel free to come back any time. - system: Connection terminated. --- - chat: Icarus - if talkcount > 0: - "Oh, hi again! How are you?" - goto: howru - Oh hey, you're awake! - I found you drifting out cold, and thought, I better watch over you. - Took us here behind that moonlet, to shield you from the micros. - Thank you!: - label: thx - No worries. Folks are stretched thin around this corner, we gotta watch out for each other. - How talkcount are you feeling? - goto: howru - I didn't ask for this.: - "Sure, 'cause you were unconscious. I just did what felt right. Is there a problem?" - Nevermind. Thank you.: - goto: thx - Leave me alone!: - goto: END - Micros? What's that?: - Micrometeorites. Those tiny 混蛋 that fly right through you, leaving holes in your suit. And your body. - Ouch! Thank you so much.: - goto: thx - Whatever... I didn't ask for this.: - goto: didntask - TIMEOUT: - How are you feeling? - TIMEOUT: - How are you feeling? - label: howru - I feel quite cozy, this space suit feels like a second skin.: - Hah, it does, doesn't it? - But take care, your suit seems to be leaking. I'd patch it up if I were you. - I'm all out of SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ right now, otherwise i'd share. - Can I help you with anything else, maybe? - set: friends - I got this apocalyptic headache...: - Heh, probably related to why you were passed out. - Go easy on yourself, I'm sure things will turn for the better. - Meanwhile, can I help you with anything? - set: friends - I... don't know, I'm pretty disoriented.: - Oh no. Do you need a lowdown on reality? - set: friends - label: help - Where are we?: - This is space, my friend. - That massive crescent over there, that's Juptiter. - We're about 150,000km away from its surface, on the very outside of it's rings. - This area is called the Thebe gossamer ring. - The moon Thebe is actually pretty close right now, flinging all those micros at us. - Micros? What's that?: - Micrometeorites. Those tiny 混蛋 that fly right through you, leaving holes in your suit. And your body. - goto: help - What year is this?: - Oh, is your Augmented Reality deactivated? - Push the TAB button, your space suit's AR will show you the date and time. - Why am I here?: - That's a very philosophical question. - I don't know. - It's probably related to the choices you made in your life so far. - What should I do?: - Ah, that's the beauty of life. - You can just do whatever you want. - So long as you have the means, and respect people's boundaries. - I'm here mostly for the view and the peace. - Just look at Jupiter, it's mesmerizing, isn't it? - So far away from everything, nobody expects anything from you. - If you want, you can take my sports racing capsule MeteorAceGT™ for a ride. It's right over there. - It rides like a punch in the face, don't hurt yourself, ok? - You're too kind!: - Ah, don't mention it! - There's also a half-decent pizza restaurant over there, look for the neon sign. - Do you have some money for me?: - Huh? What is money? - Currency? Flat round things that you can exchange for goods and services?: - Uhm... are you talking about pizza? - I don't have any pizza with me right now. - But there's a pizza place right over there, look for the neon sign. - goto: help - Well, anyway, need anything else? - I just want to be alone right now: - Oh, sure. Ping me if you need anything. I'll go back to playing my VR game. - goto: EXIT - TIMEOUT: - Well, I hope you're ok. - label: chocolate - I got some left-over instant hot chocolate, would you like some? - Oh yes! Please!: - Here you go, my friend! - system: Received 1x ChuggaChug™ Instant Hot Chocolate - TIMEOUT: - I guess not. Well. I think I'll go back to playing my VR game. Ping me if you need anything. - Oh and make sure to check out the pizza place! - Will do, bye!: - system: Disconnected. --- - chat: SpacePizza - Welcome to Space Pizza™, best pizza around the rings! - Great to see a customer, we don't get many lately - Would you like to order today's special? - label: offer - What's the special?: - Suspicious Spacefunghi - With free pineapple imitation - Our pizza smoothies are freshly blended every day - Wait... pizza smoothie?: - Huh? Of course, smoothie! How else do you want to get that pizza down your spacesuit feeding tube? - An emulsion of deliciousness! - TIMEOUT: - Deliciousness for your spacesuit feeding tube! - I think I'll pass...: - Your loss, mate - TIMEOUT: - Hey? Are you still there? - Wh... what's a pizzeria doing here?: - Hah, beautiful, right? I carved it out this asteroid myself! - You know how much work it was to neutralize the rotation of the asteroid, so my valued customers don't bang against the walls while drinking my pizza? - Now would you like today's special or not? - My head hurts, my suit leaks, I think I'm dying...: - Seriously? Let me have a look. Just press the 'Grant Access' button please. - "[GRANT ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]": - label: hack - warn: MALWARE DETECTED - warn: BITCOIN MINER DETECTED - Hey, what are you doing with me?: - Just checking your systems, hang on tight - Yeah, suit's fucked, I'd look out for a repair shop - Anyway, wanna order today's special? - goto: offer - "[DENY ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]": - Oh come on, do you want my help or not? - "[GRANT ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]": - goto hack - "[DENY ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]": - Fuck off!: - TIMEOUT: - goto: noreply - Great, the first customer in ages, and they're brain damaged... - goto: EXIT - TIMEOUT: - TIMEOUT: - label: noreply - Hey, are you still there? Is this a prank?