148 lines
5.6 KiB
YAML
148 lines
5.6 KiB
YAML
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- chat: phone
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- if ~phone$any:
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- "Error: Phonebook empty."
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- goto: EXIT
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- Select contact to call.
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- if: phone$travel
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FASTravel:
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- sound: phone
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msg: Dialing...
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- goto: travel
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- if: phone$tinker
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Luna:
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- sound: phone
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msg: Dialing...
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- goto: luna
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- if: phone$pig
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Mudley:
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- sound: phone
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msg: Dialing...
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- goto: pig
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- "[Cancel]":
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- goto: EXIT
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# ---------------------------------------------------------
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# ---------------------------------------------------------
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# ---------------------------------------------------------
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- label: travel
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- script: changename FASTravel
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- Welcome to FASTravel™, how can I help you today?
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- label: travel_mainnode
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- Can you pick me up please?:
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- Yes! Where should we drop you off?
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- Serenity Station:
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- Ok! Activate cryofreeze and we'll be right there.
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- "[Activate Cryofreeze]":
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- script: cryofadeout
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- sleep: 2
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- script: cryotrip serenity
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- goto: EXIT
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- I changed my mind.:
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- Alright. Anything else I can help you with?
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- goto: travel_mainnode
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- Metis Prime Station:
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- Ok! Activate cryofreeze and we'll be right there.
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- "[Activate Cryofreeze]":
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- script: cryofadeout
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- sleep: 2
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- script: cryotrip metisprime
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- goto: EXIT
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- I changed my mind.:
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- Alright. Anything else I can help you with?
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- goto: travel_mainnode
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- Farview Station:
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- Ok! Activate cryofreeze and we'll be right there.
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- "[Activate Cryofreeze]":
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- script: cryofadeout
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- sleep: 2
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- script: cryotrip farview
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- goto: EXIT
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- I changed my mind.:
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- Alright. Anything else I can help you with?
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- goto: travel_mainnode
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- I just wanted to say that you're awesome!:
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- Thank you so much!
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- Hearing this makes my day!
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- Satisfying our customers is what I'm programmed to live for.
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- Good bye!:
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- goto: EXIT
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- "[Hang up]":
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- goto: EXIT
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- label: luna
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- script: changename Luna
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- Hey, time traveler, what's up?
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- How's your research coming along?:
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- Great! This backup software is going to help a lot! Thanks again for this!
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- "[Hang up]": []
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- "[Hang up]": []
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- goto: EXIT
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# ---------------------------------------------------------
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- label: pig
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- script: changename Mudley
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- Heyyyy!! This is Mudley, what's up?
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- label: pig_node_main
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- Where are you hanging out?:
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- I'm at the Old Eearth Pizzeria. Come over if you wanna hang!
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- goto: pig_node_main
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- What's your story?:
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- I'm a geologist.
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- set: pig$geologist
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- set: pig$earth
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- I just loved the mud and dirt on Earth so much, I decided to study it.
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- An endlessly fascinating subject.
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- But the old rock, Earth, has been studied to the end and back.
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- No scientific frontier in geology anymore.
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- So I decided to venture into space, hoping to discover something novel.
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- Came for the science, stayed for the floooooating around!
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- I'm actually flying! Weeeeeeeee! This is so awesome!
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- goto: pig_node_main
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- if: pig$earth
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What do you miss most out here in space?:
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- The mud!
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- The space suit is quite liberating, with the comms and the appendages.
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- But I miss being nude, wallowing in the mud.
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- set: pig$mud
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- So much dust and rocks out here and I can't touch any of it.
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- It's driving me nuts!!! Aaaah!!
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- goto: pig_node_main
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- if: pig$geologist
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I have some questions about geology:
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- Shoot!
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- label: pig_node_geo
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- I've seen some gigantic moonlets around here...:
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- Yeah they keep getting ejected from the moon Thebe!
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- Thebe is so tiny, it's gravitation is about the same as its centrifugal force, so the escape velocity is almost nonexistant.
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- So a small asteroid impact can release a bunch of rocks into the orbit, some large enough to be considered moonlets.
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- Makes you wonder how anything even still remains of Thebe after all these years.
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- What's the composition of the nearby rocks?:
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- It's debris ejected from Thebe, which is mostly silicate minerals and various metals.
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- Water ice is also very abundant here, and we're extracting oxygen and water from it.
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- I've seen simple organic molecules here too, but nothing alive.
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- Nothing native, anyway.
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- That's all, thanks!:
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- Cool, anything else you wanted?
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- goto: pig_node_main
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- goto: pig_node_geo
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- "[Hang up]": []
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- goto: EXIT
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