206 lines
6.9 KiB
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206 lines
6.9 KiB
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- chat: Drifter
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- system: "Error: No response"
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- system: No life signs detected
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- Damn, it's gotta be moldy in that suit. How long has it been drifting?:
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- Harvest some oxygen:
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- script: refilloxygen 1 Drifter
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---
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- chat: SubduedClippy
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- At your service!
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---
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- chat: Icarus
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- if $met:
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- Oh hey, you're back!
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- How are you doing?
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- goto: howru
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- Oh hey, you're awake!
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- set: $met
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- I found you drifting out cold, and thought, I better watch over you.
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- Took us here behind that moonlet, to shield you from the micros.
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- Thank you!:
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- label: thx
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- No worries. Folks are stretched thin around this corner, we gotta watch out for each other.
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- How are you feeling?
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- goto: howru
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- I didn't ask for this.:
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- label: didntask
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- "Sure, 'cause you were unconscious. I just did what felt right. Is there a problem?"
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- Nevermind. Thank you.:
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- goto: thx
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- Leave me alone!:
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- goto: EXIT
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- Micros? What's that?:
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- Micrometeorites. Those tiny 混蛋 that fly right through you, leaving holes in your suit. And your body.
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- Ouch! Thank you so much.:
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- goto: thx
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- Whatever... I didn't ask for this.:
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- goto: didntask
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- How are you feeling?
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- label: howru
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- I feel quite cozy, this space suit feels like a second skin.:
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- set: friends
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- Hah, it does, doesn't it?
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- But take care, your suit seems to be leaking. I'd patch it up if I were you.
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- I'm all out of SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ right now, otherwise I'd share.
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- Can I help you with anything else, maybe?
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- I got this apocalyptic headache...:
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- set: friends
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- Heh, probably related to why you were passed out.
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- Go easy on yourself, I'm sure things will turn for the better.
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- Meanwhile, can I help you with anything?
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- I... don't know, I'm pretty disoriented.:
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- set: friends
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- Oh no. Do you need a lowdown on reality?
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- I just want to be alone right now:
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- Oh, sure. Ping me if you need anything. I'll go back to playing my VR game.
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- goto: EXIT
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- label: help
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- Where are we?:
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- This is space, my friend.
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- That massive crescent over there, that's Jupiter.
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- We're about 150,000km away from its surface, on the very outside of it's rings.
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- This area is called the Thebe gossamer ring.
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- The moon Thebe is actually pretty close right now, flinging all those micros at us.
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- Micros? What's that?:
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- Micrometeorites. Those tiny 混蛋 that fly right through you, leaving holes in your suit. And your body.
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- goto: help
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- What year is this?:
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- Oh, is your Augmented Reality deactivated?
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- Push the TAB button, your space suit's AR will show you the date and time.
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- goto: help
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- Why am I here?:
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- That's a very philosophical question.
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- I don't know.
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- It's probably related to the choices you made in your life so far.
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- goto: help
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- What should I do?:
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- Ah, that's the beauty of life.
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- You can just do whatever you want.
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- So long as you have the means, and respect people's boundaries.
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- I'm here mostly for the view and the peace.
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- Just look at Jupiter, it's mesmerizing, isn't it?
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- So far away from everything, nobody expects anything from you.
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- If you want, you can take my sports racing capsule MeteorAceGT™ for a ride. It's right over there.
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- It rides like a punch in the face, don't hurt yourself, ok?
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- You're too kind!:
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- Ah, don't mention it!
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- There's also a half-decent pizza restaurant over there, look for the neon sign.
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- goto: help
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- Do you have some money for me?:
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- Huh? What is money?
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- Currency? Flat round things that you can exchange for goods and services?:
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- Uhm... are you talking about pizza?
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- I don't have any pizza with me right now.
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- But there's a pizza place right over there, look for the neon sign.
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- goto: help
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- Well, anyway, need anything else?
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- goto: help
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- I think I'm good for now:
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- goto: chocolate
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- Well, I hope you're ok.
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- label: chocolate
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- I got some left-over instant hot chocolate, would you like some?
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- Oh yes! Please!:
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- Here you go, my friend!
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- system: Received 1x ChuggaChug™ Instant Hot Chocolate
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- goto: pizzaplace
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- No, thank you.:
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- Well. I think I'll go back to playing my VR game. Ping me if you need anything.
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- label: pizzaplace
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- Oh and make sure to check out the pizza place!
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- Will do, bye!:
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- chat: SpacePizzaChef
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- Welcome to Space Pizza™, best pizza around the rings!
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- Great to see a customer, we don't get many lately
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- Would you like to order today's special?
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- label: offer
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- What's the special?:
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- Suspicious Spacefunghi
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- With free pineapple imitation
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- Our pizza smoothies are freshly blended every day
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- Wait... pizza smoothie?:
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- Huh? Of course, smoothie! How else do you want to get that pizza down your spacesuit feeding tube?
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- An emulsion of deliciousness!
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- I think I'll pass...:
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- Your loss, mate
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- goto: EXIT
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- Wh... what's a pizzeria doing here?:
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- Hah, beautiful, right? I carved it out this asteroid myself!
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- You know how much work it was to neutralize the rotation of the asteroid, so my valued customers don't bang against the walls while drinking my pizza?
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- Now would you like today's special or not?
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- goto: offer
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- My head hurts, my suit leaks, I think I'm dying...:
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- Seriously? Let me have a look. Just press the 'Grant Access' button please.
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- "[GRANT ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
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- label: hack
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- warn: MALWARE DETECTED
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- warn: BITCOIN MINER DETECTED
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- nowait: true
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Hey, what are you doing with me?:
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- Just checking your systems, hang on tight
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- Yeah, suit's fucked, I'd look out for a repair shop
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- Anyway, wanna order today's special?
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- goto: offer
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- "[DENY ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
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- Oh come on, do you want my help or not?
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- "[GRANT ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
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- goto: hack
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- "[DENY ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
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- Great, the first customer in ages, and they're brain damaged...
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- Fuck off!:
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- Great, the first customer in ages, and they're brain damaged...
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- goto: EXIT
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- Hey, are you still there? Is this a prank?
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- chat: PizzaChef
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- Oh hey, you found your way to the legendary Old Earth Pizza!
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- Please find yourself a cozy place to drift.
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- Do you have a reservation?
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- label: reservation
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- Reservation? Is there not enough space for everybody?:
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- Ah, space there is.
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- But I can't get overworked, can I?
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- I'm running this joint all by myself, after all.
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- Apart of good ol' Clippy.
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- goto: reservation
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- No reservation. Can I still buy something?:
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- '"Buy"? Ah, this old earth thing.'
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- I see you have been reading up on history.
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- Trying to catch the Old Earth Pizza vibe.
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- Amazing.
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- Sure, you can "buy" something, watcha want?
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- goto: eat
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- Can I ask you some... weird questions?:
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- Of course. Just hold on, let me load my gun.
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- Alright, shoot.
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- goto: questions
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- I guess not.
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- But I can't you leave hungry, can I?
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- So far away from everything.
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- Just let me know if you want something.
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- label: eat
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- label: questions
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