diff --git a/profiles/misc/default.nix b/profiles/misc/default.nix
index aab211d9..b00c4117 100644
--- a/profiles/misc/default.nix
+++ b/profiles/misc/default.nix
@@ -3,5 +3,6 @@
   imports = [
     ./stubby.nix
     ./adblocking.nix
+    ./make-linux-fast-again.nix
   ];
 }
diff --git a/profiles/misc/make-linux-fast-again.nix b/profiles/misc/make-linux-fast-again.nix
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..c85adb30
--- /dev/null
+++ b/profiles/misc/make-linux-fast-again.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+# file: make-linux-fast-again.nix
+{ pkgs, config, ... }:
+let
+  inherit (builtins) readFile fetchurl;
+  cmdline = readFile (
+    fetchurl {
+      url = "https://make-linux-fast-again.com";
+      sha256 = "sha256:10diw5xn5jjx79nvyjqcpdpcqihnr3y0756fsgiv1nq7w28ph9w6";
+    }
+  );
+in
+{
+  boot.kernelParams = pkgs.lib.splitString " " cmdline;
+}