outfly/src/chats/serenity.yaml

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- chat: Drifter
- system: "Error: No response"
- system: No life signs detected
- Damn, it's gotta be moldy in that suit. How long has it been drifting?:
- Harvest some oxygen:
- script: refilloxygen 1 Drifter
---
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- chat: SubduedClippy
- At your service!
---
- chat: Icarus
- if $met:
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- Oh hey, you're back!
- How are you doing?
- goto: howru
- Oh hey, you're awake!
- set: $met
- I found you drifting out cold, and thought, I better watch over you.
- Took us here behind that moonlet, to shield you from the micros.
- Thank you!:
- label: thx
- No worries. Folks are stretched thin around this corner, we gotta watch out for each other.
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- How are you feeling?
- goto: howru
- I didn't ask for this.:
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- label: didntask
- "Sure, 'cause you were unconscious. I just did what felt right. Is there a problem?"
- Nevermind. Thank you.:
- goto: thx
- Leave me alone!:
- goto: EXIT
- Micros? What's that?:
- Micrometeorites. Those tiny 混蛋 that fly right through you, leaving holes in your suit. And your body.
- Ouch! Thank you so much.:
- goto: thx
- Whatever... I didn't ask for this.:
- goto: didntask
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- How are you feeling?
- label: howru
- I feel quite cozy, this space suit feels like a second skin.:
- set: friends
- Hah, it does, doesn't it?
- But take care, your suit seems to be leaking. I'd patch it up if I were you.
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- I'm all out of SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ right now, otherwise I'd share.
- Can I help you with anything else, maybe?
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- goto: help
- I got this apocalyptic headache...:
- set: friends
- Heh, probably related to why you were passed out.
- Go easy on yourself, I'm sure things will turn for the better.
- Meanwhile, can I help you with anything?
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- goto: help
- I... don't know, I'm pretty disoriented.:
- set: friends
- Oh no. Do you need a lowdown on reality?
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- goto: help
- I just want to be alone right now:
- Oh, sure. Ping me if you need anything. I'll go back to playing my VR game.
- goto: EXIT
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- Not so chatty right now?
- I... guess I'll go back to playing my VR game. Ping me if you need anything.
- goto: EXIT
- label: help
- Where are we?:
- This is space, my friend.
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- That massive crescent over there, that's Jupiter.
- We're about 150,000km away from its surface, on the very outside of it's rings.
- This area is called the Thebe gossamer ring.
- The moon Thebe is actually pretty close right now, flinging all those micros at us.
- Micros? What's that?:
- Micrometeorites. Those tiny 混蛋 that fly right through you, leaving holes in your suit. And your body.
- goto: help
- What year is this?:
- Oh, is your Augmented Reality deactivated?
- Push the TAB button, your space suit's AR will show you the date and time.
- goto: help
- Why am I here?:
- That's a very philosophical question.
- I don't know.
- It's probably related to the choices you made in your life so far.
- goto: help
- What should I do?:
- Ah, that's the beauty of life.
- You can just do whatever you want.
- So long as you have the means, and respect people's boundaries.
- I'm here mostly for the view and the peace.
- Just look at Jupiter, it's mesmerizing, isn't it?
- So far away from everything, nobody expects anything from you.
- If you want, you can take my sports racing capsule MeteorAceGT™ for a ride. It's right over there.
- It rides like a punch in the face, don't hurt yourself, ok?
- You're too kind!:
- Ah, don't mention it!
- There's also a half-decent pizza restaurant over there, look for the neon sign.
- goto: help
- Do you have some money for me?:
- Huh? What is money?
- Currency? Flat round things that you can exchange for goods and services?:
- Uhm... are you talking about pizza?
- I don't have any pizza with me right now.
- But there's a pizza place right over there, look for the neon sign.
- goto: help
- Well, anyway, need anything else?
- goto: help
- I think I'm good for now:
- goto: chocolate
- Well, I hope you're ok.
- label: chocolate
- I got some left-over instant hot chocolate, would you like some?
- Oh yes! Please!:
- Here you go, my friend!
- system: Received 1x ChuggaChug™ Instant Hot Chocolate
- goto: pizzaplace
- No, thank you.:
- Well. I think I'll go back to playing my VR game. Ping me if you need anything.
- label: pizzaplace
- Oh and make sure to check out the pizza place!
- Will do, bye!:
---
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- chat: SpacePizzaChef
- Welcome to Space Pizza™, best pizza around the rings!
- Great to see a customer, we don't get many lately
- Would you like to order today's special?
- label: offer
- What's the special?:
- Suspicious Spacefunghi
- With free pineapple imitation
- Our pizza smoothies are freshly blended every day
- Wait... pizza smoothie?:
- Huh? Of course, smoothie! How else do you want to get that pizza down your spacesuit feeding tube?
- An emulsion of deliciousness!
- I think I'll pass...:
- Your loss, mate
- goto: EXIT
- Wh... what's a pizzeria doing here?:
- Hah, beautiful, right? I carved it out this asteroid myself!
- You know how much work it was to neutralize the rotation of the asteroid, so my valued customers don't bang against the walls while drinking my pizza?
- Now would you like today's special or not?
- goto: offer
- My head hurts, my suit leaks, I think I'm dying...:
- Seriously? Let me have a look. Just press the 'Grant Access' button please.
- "[GRANT ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
- label: hack
- warn: MALWARE DETECTED
- warn: BITCOIN MINER DETECTED
- nowait: true
Hey, what are you doing with me?:
- Just checking your systems, hang on tight
- Yeah, suit's fucked, I'd look out for a repair shop
- Anyway, wanna order today's special?
- goto: offer
- "[DENY ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
- Oh come on, do you want my help or not?
- "[GRANT ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
- goto: hack
- "[DENY ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
- Great, the first customer in ages, and they're brain damaged...
- Fuck off!:
- Great, the first customer in ages, and they're brain damaged...
- goto: EXIT
- Hey, are you still there? Is this a prank?
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---
- chat: PizzaChef
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- if $eat:
- Ah, they always come back.
- Ready for another round at Old Earth Pizza?
- goto: eat
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- Oh hey, you found your way to the legendary Old Earth Pizza!
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- Time to loosen up! Find yourself a cozy place to drift.
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- Do you have a reservation?
- label: reservation
- if: ~$reservation
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...Reservation? Is there not enough space for everybody?:
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- Ah, space there is.
- But I can't get overworked, can I?
- I'm running this joint all by myself, after all.
- Apart of good ol' Clippy.
- set: $reservation
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- goto: reservation
- No reservation. Can I still buy something?:
- '"Buy"? Ah, this old earth thing.'
- I see you have been reading up on history.
- Trying to catch the Old Earth Pizza vibe.
- Amazing.
- Sure, you can "buy" something, watcha want?
- goto: eat
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- Wh... what's a pizzeria doing here?:
- Hah, beautiful, right? I carved it out this asteroid myself!
- You know how much work it was to neutralize the rotation of the asteroid, so my valued customers don't bang against the walls?
- Do you have a reservation though?
- goto: reservation
- My head hurts, my suit is leaking, I think I'm dying...:
- 他妈的, that sound terrible.
- Unlikely that you'll die though.
- You're wearing a SecondSkyn™. It's the best, it'll take care of you.
- Would you like me to patch it up?
- label: patchup
- Yes please!:
- Here you go!
- script: repairsuit
- system: SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ applied.
- goto: reservation
- How much will you charge me?:
- Why would I charge you? Your suit is nuclear powered.
- So what about the patch up?
- goto: patchup
- Don't touch me.:
- Suit yourself.
- What about the reservation?
- goto: reservation
- I guess not.
- What about the reservation?
- goto: reservation
- Can I ask you some questions?:
- Shoot.
- goto: generic_questions
- I gotta go.:
- Come back any time! You are always welcome.
- goto: EXIT
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- I guess not.
- But I can't you leave hungry, can I?
- So far away from everything.
- Just let me know if you want something.
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- label: eat
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- set: $eat
- What's on the menu?:
- set: $knows-menu
- Today's special is Suspicious Spacefunghi.
- It's pretty wild, but 真他媽的好吃.
- But we have pretty much anything you can dream of.
- Daring Durian, Artichoke Apple Pie, you name it.
- goto: eat
- Got pineapple in stock?:
- I can totally hook you up with that.
- But why would you want to?
- It's really delicious:
- Right, of course.
- Nevermind:
- set: $knows-pineapple
- goto: eat
- I made up my mind.:
- Which emulsion of deliciousness will it be?
- if: $knows-menu
I'd like a Suspicious Spacefunghi:
- Coming right up your feeding tube!
- system: Received Suspicious Spacefunghi pizza smoothie
- goto: served
- if: $knows-menu
I'd like a Daring Durian:
- Coming right up your feeding tube!
- system: Received Daring Durian pizza smoothie
- goto: served
- if: $knows-menu
I'd like an Artichoke Apple Pie pizza:
- Coming right up your feeding tube!
- system: Received Artichoke Apple Pie pizza smoothie
- goto: served
- if: $knows-pineapple
I'd like a pineapple pizza:
- Coming right up your feeding tube!
- system: Received pineapple pizza smoothie
- goto: served
- if: $knows-coffee
I'd like a cup of that legendary Old Earth Coffee, please:
- Coming right up your feeding tube!
- system: Received Old Earth Coffee
- goto: served
- Surprise me.:
- Hmm...
- I would take you for the adventurous type.
- Daring Durian, coming right up your feeding tube!
- system: Received Daring Durian pizza smoothie
- goto: served
- Actually... I haven't decided yet.:
- goto: eat
- I'm not hungry.:
- goto: not hungry
- Got anything other than pizza?:
- Anything you need, I got you covered.
- label: non-pizza
- I'm low on oxygen, can you spare some?:
- But of course! I take care of my guests.
- script: refilloxygen 1
- system: Oxygen refilled
- goto: served
- Could you patch up my space suit?:
- Right on.
- script: repairsuit
- system: SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ applied.
- goto: served
- Got any coffee?:
- Your suit should have a coffee dispenser built right into it.
- Naturally, it's not as good as my legendary Old Earth Coffee!
- set: knows-coffee
- goto: non-pizza
- Can't think of anything right now.:
- So what would you like to order?
- goto: eat
- Can I ask you some general questions?:
- Shoot.
- goto: generic_questions
- I'm not hungry, thanks.:
- goto: not hungry
- If you don't want anything, that's fine too.
- label: not hungry
- Feel free to hang out as long as you like.
- goto: EXIT
- label: served
- Come back any time!
- goto: EXIT
- label: generic_questions
- include: generic_questions_serenity
- See you around!
---
- chat: generic_questions_serenity
- Where are we?:
- Inside Jupiter's rings, obviously.
- We're about 150,000km away from the gas giant.
- This region is called Serenity by its inhabitants, due to the relative safety from Jupiter's magnetic field and the micros.
- goto: generic_questions
- What time is it?:
- Oh, is your Augmented Reality deactivated?
- Push the TAB button, your space suit's AR will show you the date and time.
- goto: generic_questions
- I think I'm good for now.: []