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- chat: Drifter
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- system: "Error: No response"
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- system: No life signs detected
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- Damn, it's gotta be moldy in that suit. How long has it been drifting?:
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- Harvest some oxygen:
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- script: refilloxygen 1 Drifter
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---
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- chat: ClippyPizza
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- At your service!
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---
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- chat: ClippyTransSerenity
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- Welcome at StarTrans Cargo Services! You have reached Serenity Station.
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- "Ready for a trip? Available bus stops: Oscillation Station, Metis Prime Station"
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- set busstop: serenity
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- label: startransbusstop
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- goto: EXIT
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- label: interesting
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- Serenity Station is famous for the best pizza across the Jovian Rings.
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- Look for the neon sign of the pizzeria nearby.
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---
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- chat: ClippyTransMetis
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- Welcome at StarTrans Cargo Services! You have reached Metis Prime Station.
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- "Ready for a trip? Available bus stops: Oscillation Station, Serenity Station"
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- set busstop: metis
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- label: startransbusstop
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- goto: EXIT
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- label: interesting
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- This area is an industrial paradise for asteroid miners.
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- Though it has been recently abandoned due to the excessive particle radiation.
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- I advise you to minimize the duration of your stay here.
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- chat: ClippyTransOscillation
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- Welcome at StarTrans Cargo Services! You have reached Oscillation Station.
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- "Ready for a trip? Available bus stops: Serenity Station, Metis Prime Station"
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- set busstop: oscillation
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- label: startransbusstop
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- goto: EXIT
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- label: interesting
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- The main attraction around here is the gorgeous view onto Jupiter from far up ahead.
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- addon: startransbusstop
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- Bus stop?! How does this work?:
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- StarTrans Cargo Services is the most convenient way to travel the vast distances of space.
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- Just activate your suit's built-in cryostasis. A StarTrans carrier will pick you up and you will wake up at your destination in the blink of an eye.
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- Of course we will supply you with free oxygen and ensure your safety.
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- goto: startransbusstop
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- Can I take a spacecraft with me?:
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- Absolutely.
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- goto startransbusstop
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- if: busstop != oscillation
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Take me to Oscillation Station, please.:
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- StarTrans wishes you a pleasant journey.
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- script: cryofadeout
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- sleep: 5
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- script: cryotrip oscillation
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- goto: EXIT
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- if: busstop != metis
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Take me to Metis Prime Station, please.:
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- StarTrans wishes you a pleasant journey.
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- script: cryofadeout
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- sleep: 5
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- script: cryotrip metisprime
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- goto: EXIT
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- if: busstop != serenity
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Take me to Serenity Station, please.:
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- StarTrans wishes you a pleasant journey.
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- script: cryofadeout
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- sleep: 5
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- script: cryotrip serenity
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- goto: EXIT
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- Can you please fill up my oxygen tank without taking me anywhere?:
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- Of course, you can count on StarTrans!
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- script: refilloxygen 1000
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- Is there anything interesting to do around here?:
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- goto: interesting
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- No, thank you.:
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- TIMEOUT:
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- Feel free to come back any time.
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- system: Connection terminated.
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- chat: Icarus
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- if talkcount > 0:
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- "Oh, hi again! How are you?"
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- goto: howru
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- Oh hey, you're awake!
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- I found you drifting out cold, and thought, I better watch over you.
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- Took us here behind that moonlet, to shield you from the micros.
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- Thank you!:
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- label: thx
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- No worries. Folks are stretched thin around this corner, we gotta watch out for each other.
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- How talkcount are you feeling?
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- goto: howru
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- I didn't ask for this.:
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- "Sure, 'cause you were unconscious. I just did what felt right. Is there a problem?"
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- Nevermind. Thank you.:
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- goto: thx
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- Leave me alone!:
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- goto: END
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- Micros? What's that?:
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- Micrometeorites. Those tiny 混蛋 that fly right through you, leaving holes in your suit. And your body.
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- Ouch! Thank you so much.:
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- goto: thx
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- Whatever... I didn't ask for this.:
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- goto: didntask
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- TIMEOUT:
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- How are you feeling?
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- TIMEOUT:
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- How are you feeling?
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- label: howru
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- I feel quite cozy, this space suit feels like a second skin.:
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- Hah, it does, doesn't it?
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- But take care, your suit seems to be leaking. I'd patch it up if I were you.
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- I'm all out of SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ right now, otherwise i'd share.
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- Can I help you with anything else, maybe?
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- set: friends
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- I got this apocalyptic headache...:
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- Heh, probably related to why you were passed out.
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- Go easy on yourself, I'm sure things will turn for the better.
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- Meanwhile, can I help you with anything?
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- set: friends
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- I... don't know, I'm pretty disoriented.:
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- Oh no. Do you need a lowdown on reality?
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- set: friends
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- label: help
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- Where are we?:
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- This is space, my friend.
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- That massive crescent over there, that's Juptiter.
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- We're about 150,000km away from its surface, on the very outside of it's rings.
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- This area is called the Thebe gossamer ring.
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- The moon Thebe is actually pretty close right now, flinging all those micros at us.
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- Micros? What's that?:
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- Micrometeorites. Those tiny 混蛋 that fly right through you, leaving holes in your suit. And your body.
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- goto: help
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- What year is this?:
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- Oh, is your Augmented Reality deactivated?
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- Push the TAB button, your space suit's AR will show you the date and time.
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- Why am I here?:
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- That's a very philosophical question.
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- I don't know.
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- It's probably related to the choices you made in your life so far.
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- What should I do?:
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- Ah, that's the beauty of life.
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- You can just do whatever you want.
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- So long as you have the means, and respect people's boundaries.
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- I'm here mostly for the view and the peace.
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- Just look at Jupiter, it's mesmerizing, isn't it?
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- So far away from everything, nobody expects anything from you.
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- If you want, you can take my sports racing capsule MeteorAceGT™ for a ride. It's right over there.
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- It rides like a punch in the face, don't hurt yourself, ok?
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- You're too kind!:
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- Ah, don't mention it!
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- There's also a half-decent pizza restaurant over there, look for the neon sign.
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- Do you have some money for me?:
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- Huh? What is money?
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- Currency? Flat round things that you can exchange for goods and services?:
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- Uhm... are you talking about pizza?
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- I don't have any pizza with me right now.
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- But there's a pizza place right over there, look for the neon sign.
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- goto: help
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- Well, anyway, need anything else?
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- I just want to be alone right now:
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- Oh, sure. Ping me if you need anything. I'll go back to playing my VR game.
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- goto: EXIT
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- TIMEOUT:
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- Well, I hope you're ok.
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- label: chocolate
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- I got some left-over instant hot chocolate, would you like some?
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- Oh yes! Please!:
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- Here you go, my friend!
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- system: Received 1x ChuggaChug™ Instant Hot Chocolate
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- TIMEOUT:
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- I guess not. Well. I think I'll go back to playing my VR game. Ping me if you need anything.
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- Oh and make sure to check out the pizza place!
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- Will do, bye!:
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- system: Disconnected.
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- chat: SpacePizza
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- Welcome to Space Pizza™, best pizza around the rings!
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- Great to see a customer, we don't get many lately
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- Would you like to order today's special?
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- label: offer
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- What's the special?:
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- Suspicious Spacefunghi
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- With free pineapple imitation
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- Our pizza smoothies are freshly blended every day
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- Wait... pizza smoothie?:
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- Huh? Of course, smoothie! How else do you want to get that pizza down your spacesuit feeding tube?
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- An emulsion of deliciousness!
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- TIMEOUT:
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- Deliciousness for your spacesuit feeding tube!
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- I think I'll pass...:
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- Your loss, mate
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- TIMEOUT:
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- Hey? Are you still there?
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- Wh... what's a pizzeria doing here?:
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- Hah, beautiful, right? I carved it out this asteroid myself!
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- You know how much work it was to neutralize the rotation of the asteroid, so my valued customers don't bang against the walls while drinking my pizza?
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- Now would you like today's special or not?
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- My head hurts, my suit leaks, I think I'm dying...:
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- Seriously? Let me have a look. Just press the 'Grant Access' button please.
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- "[GRANT ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
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- label: hack
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- warn: MALWARE DETECTED
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- warn: BITCOIN MINER DETECTED
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- Hey, what are you doing with me?:
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- Just checking your systems, hang on tight
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- Yeah, suit's fucked, I'd look out for a repair shop
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- Anyway, wanna order today's special?
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- goto: offer
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- "[DENY ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
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- Oh come on, do you want my help or not?
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- "[GRANT ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
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- goto hack
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- "[DENY ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
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- Fuck off!:
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- TIMEOUT:
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- goto: noreply
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- Great, the first customer in ages, and they're brain damaged...
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- goto: EXIT
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- TIMEOUT:
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- TIMEOUT:
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- label: noreply
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- Hey, are you still there? Is this a prank?
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