- I found you drifting out cold, and thought, I better watch over you.
- Took us here behind that moonlet, to shield you from the micros.
- Thank you!:
- label:thx
- Noworries. Folks are stretched thin around this corner, we gotta watch out for each other.
- How talkcount are you feeling?
- goto:howru
- I didn't ask for this.:
- "Sure, 'cause you were unconscious. I just did what felt right. Is there a problem?"
- Nevermind. Thank you.:
- goto:thx
- Leave me alone!:
- goto:END
- Micros? What's that?:
- Micrometeorites. Those tiny 混蛋 that fly right through you, leaving holes in your suit. And your body.
- Ouch! Thank you so much.:
- goto:thx
- Whatever... I didn't ask for this.:
- goto:didntask
- TIMEOUT:
- How are you feeling?
- TIMEOUT:
- How are you feeling?
- label:howru
- I feel quite cozy, this space suit feels like a second skin.:
- Hah, it does, doesn't it?
- But take care, your suit seems to be leaking. I'd patch it up if I were you.
- I'm all out of SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ right now, otherwise i'd share.
- Can I help you with anything else, maybe?
- set:friends
- I got this apocalyptic headache...:
- Heh, probably related to why you were passed out.
- Go easy on yourself, I'm sure things will turn for the better.
- Meanwhile, can I help you with anything?
- set:friends
- I... don't know, I'm pretty disoriented.:
- Oh no. Do you need a lowdown on reality?
- set:friends
- label:help
- Where are we?:
- This is space, my friend.
- That massive crescent over there, that's Juptiter.
- We're about 150,000km away from its surface, on the very outside of it's rings.
- This area is called the Thebe gossamer ring.
- The moon Thebe is actually pretty close right now, flinging all those micros at us.
- Micros? What's that?:
- Micrometeorites. Those tiny 混蛋 that fly right through you, leaving holes in your suit. And your body.
- goto:help
- What year is this?:
- Oh, is your Augmented Reality deactivated?
- Push the TAB button, your space suit's AR will show you the date and time.
- Why am I here?:
- That's a very philosophical question.
- I don't know.
- It's probably related to the choices you made in your life so far.
- What should I do?:
- Ah, that's the beauty of life.
- You can just do whatever you want.
- So long as you have the means, and respect people's boundaries.
- I'm here mostly for the view and the peace.
- Just look at Jupiter, it's mesmerizing, isn't it?
- So far away from everything, nobody expects anything from you.
- If you want, you can take my sports racing capsule MeteorAceGT™ for a ride. It's right over there.
- It rides like a punch in the face, don't hurt yourself, ok?
- You're too kind!:
- Ah, don't mention it!
- There's also a half-decent pizza restaurant over there, look for the neon sign.
- Do you have some money for me?:
- Huh? What is money?
- Currency? Flat round things that you can exchange for goods and services?:
- Uhm... are you talking about pizza?
- I don't have any pizza with me right now.
- But there's a pizza place right over there, look for the neon sign.
- goto:help
- Well, anyway, need anything else?
- I just want to be alone right now:
- Oh, sure. Ping me if you need anything. I'll go back to playing my VR game.
- goto:EXIT
- TIMEOUT:
- Well, I hope you're ok.
- label:chocolate
- I got some left-over instant hot chocolate, would you like some?
- Oh yes! Please!:
- Here you go, my friend!
- system:Received 1x ChuggaChug™ Instant Hot Chocolate
- TIMEOUT:
- I guess not. Well. I think I'll go back to playing my VR game. Ping me if you need anything.
- Oh and make sure to check out the pizza place!
- Will do, bye!:
- system:Disconnected.
---
- chat:SpacePizza
- Welcome to Space Pizza™, best pizza around the rings!
- Great to see a customer, we don't get many lately
- Would you like to order today's special?
- label:offer
- What's the special?:
- Suspicious Spacefunghi
- With free pineapple imitation
- Our pizza smoothies are freshly blended every day
- Wait... pizza smoothie?:
- Huh? Of course, smoothie! How else do you want to get that pizza down your spacesuit feeding tube?
- An emulsion of deliciousness!
- TIMEOUT:
- Deliciousness for your spacesuit feeding tube!
- I think I'll pass...:
- Your loss, mate
- TIMEOUT:
- Hey? Are you still there?
- Wh... what's a pizzeria doing here?:
- Hah, beautiful, right? I carved it out this asteroid myself!
- You know how much work it was to neutralize the rotation of the asteroid, so my valued customers don't bang against the walls while drinking my pizza?
- Now would you like today's special or not?
- My head hurts, my suit leaks, I think I'm dying...:
- Seriously? Let me have a look. Just press the 'Grant Access' button please.
- "[GRANT ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
- label:hack
- warn:MALWARE DETECTED
- warn:BITCOIN MINER DETECTED
- Hey, what are you doing with me?:
- Just checking your systems, hang on tight
- Yeah, suit's fucked, I'd look out for a repair shop
- Anyway, wanna order today's special?
- goto:offer
- "[DENY ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
- Oh come on, do you want my help or not?
- "[GRANT ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
- goto hack
- "[DENY ACCESS TO SPACESUIT WIFI]":
- Fuck off!:
- TIMEOUT:
- goto:noreply
- Great, the first customer in ages, and they're brain damaged...
