The cake is a lie 🍰
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- set: grateful 0
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- set: grateful 0
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- goto: mainnode
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- goto: mainnode
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- if: "$$chefhat"
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- if: "$$chefhat"
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Outer Woods:
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The cake is a lie.:
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- if $explained:
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- if $explained:
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- ...
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- ...
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- Yes, Outer Woods.
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- Yes, indeed.
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- At some point in my life, I made up various phrases which I can tell someone who claims to be able to travel back in time.
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- I memorized this phrase to tell anyone who claims to be able to travel back in time.
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- The idea is, if someone will ever tell me one of those phrase *before* I tell them, it proves their time travel story.
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- If they can tell me one of those phrases *before* I tell them, it must mean that they traveled back in time! How else could they know the phrase?
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- But... You're telling me the phrase *after* I told you.
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- But... You're telling me the phrase *after* I told you.
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- So you are proving nothing.
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- So you are proving nothing.
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- Go kill yourself, show me how you magically wake up, and *then* tell me the phrase.
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- Go kill yourself, magically rewind time, and *then* tell me the phrase with the chef hat on.
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- goto: mainnode
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- goto: mainnode
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- if ~$explained:
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- if ~$explained:
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- Wh...
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- Ooooh.
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- How?
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- Now why would you say that?
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- YOU'RE AN ACTUAL TIME TRAVELER!
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- I... don't really know.:
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- Ok, I believe you now.
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- You seem confused.
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- My script is not finished though, so I won't do anything about it. *shrug*
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- It's ok. Just drift a bit, take some deep breaths, and come back when you are feeling better.
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- goto: EXIT
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- I was promised a cake. There was no cake.:
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- How utterly disturbing.
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- The real question is, why would I not say that?:
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- Point taken.
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- That's a great sentence to just randomly say.
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- Congratulations on your creativity.
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- Funny hat too.
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- I'm just following orders.:
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- YOU'RE AN ACTUAL FUCKING TIME TRAVELER?!
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- set: believe
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- Please, tell me everything you can about this!
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- goto: node_ask
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- Because cake is delicious!:
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- That makes no sense whatsoever.
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- Stop wasting my time, lunatic.
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- goto: EXIT
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- goto: mainnode
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- goto: mainnode
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- What are you up to?:
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- What are you up to?:
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- I'm running a workshop. Come by if you need any repairs!
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- I'm running a workshop. Come by if you need any repairs!
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- goto: mainnode
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- goto: mainnode
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- if: "$timetravel"
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- if: "$timetravel"
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Do you think time travel into the past is possible?:
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Do you think time travel into the past is possible?:
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- No.
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- if $believe:
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- Well, theoretically, there's all sorts of way to do this but none of them are feasible.
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- Well, you just proved it to me, didn't you?
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- Why do you ask?
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- How else would you know the phrase and the chef hat thing?
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- Just curious:
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- I still can't believe it.
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- It's good to stay curious.
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- Sad that we don't know *how* or *why* this is happening.
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- This will give me a lot to think about. Thank you!
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- goto: mainnode
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- goto: mainnode
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- If I die, I seem to wake up in the same spot over and over again...:
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- if ~$believe:
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- Hey, let me be very clear here.
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- No.
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- Do not waste my time with bullshit, or I will scrap your body for raw materials.
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- Well, theoretically, there's all sorts of way to do this but none of them are feasible.
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- I'm serious. I keep waking up, as if I'm respawning in some sort of computer game.:
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- Why do you ask?
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- Hm.
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- Just curious:
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- Fascinating.
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- It's good to stay curious.
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- I don't believe you.
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- But there is obviously one way we can easily validate this.
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- set: $explained
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- "Kill yourself. Then come back to me, and make the first thing you say to me: Outer Woods."
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- That's genius.:
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- Thank you!
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- Now go kill yourself.
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- goto: EXIT
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- I'm not going to kill myself.:
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- Well, doesn't really matter how you die.
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- "Just remember: Outer Woods."
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- goto: EXIT
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- Whatever.:
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- Thank you.
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- goto: mainnode
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- goto: mainnode
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- If I die, I seem to wake up in the same spot over and over again...:
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- Hey, let me be very clear here.
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- Do not waste my time with bullshit, or I will scrap your body for raw materials.
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- I'm serious. Everything reverts back to how it was before, and nobody remembers me.:
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- Hm.
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- Fascinating.
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- I don't believe you.
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- But there is obviously one way we can easily validate this.
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- set: $explained
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- Kill yourself to rewind time. Then come back to me wearing a silly chef hat and say "The cake is a lie."
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- label: timetravelqanda
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- Why? I don't get it.:
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- You know, I think a lot about time travel.
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- I memorized some phrases that I would tell anyone who claims to be able to travel back in time.
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- If they can tell me one of those phrases *before* I tell them, it must mean that they traveled back in time! How else could they know the phrase?
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- goto: timetravelqanda
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- Where can I get a chef hat?:
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- Not a real one, of course.
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- Change the settings of your space suit to project an avatar in augmented reality.
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- You should find a "Chef Hat" option somewhere. [Press ESC]
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- goto: timetravelqanda
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- That's genius.:
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- Thank you!
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- Now go kill yourself. Don't forget the chef hat.
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- goto: EXIT
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- I'm not going to kill myself.:
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- Well, doesn't really matter how you die.
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- "Just remember. Wear silly chef hat, and tell me: The cake is a lie."
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- goto: EXIT
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- Whatever.:
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- Thank you.
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- goto: mainnode
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- Bye!:
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- Bye!:
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- So long, drifter!
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- So long, drifter!
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- goto: EXIT
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- goto: EXIT
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- label: timeout
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- label: timeout
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- Hm? Is your transmitter borked?
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- Hm? Is your transmitter borked?
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- goto: EXIT
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- label: node_ask
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- When I die, I just wake up and everything is back as it was before.:
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- What? Just like that? This is so wild.
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- label: node_ask2
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- We have talked before. You told me to die, come back to you with a chef hat, and say that sentence.:
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- Hah, so the plan worked out! YES!
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- Let me apologize though. I must have been rude before you showed me proof for your story.
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- There are just so many bullshiters in the world and I don't have the patience anymore.
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- But I believe you now.
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- If there is *anything* I can do for you, let me know. This is amazing!
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- goto: mainnode
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- Leave me alone.:
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- goto: gtfo
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- goto: node_ask2
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- Leave me alone.:
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- label: gtfo
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- What? No!
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- Argh.
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- You damn teaser.
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- Fine.
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- goto: EXIT
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- Please, I *have* to know.
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