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- set: grateful 0
- goto: mainnode
- if: "$$chefhat"
Outer Woods:
The cake is a lie.:
- if $explained:
- ...
- Yes, Outer Woods.
- At some point in my life, I made up various phrases which I can tell someone who claims to be able to travel back in time.
- The idea is, if someone will ever tell me one of those phrase *before* I tell them, it proves their time travel story.
- Yes, indeed.
- I memorized this phrase to tell anyone who claims to be able to travel back in time.
- If they can tell me one of those phrases *before* I tell them, it must mean that they traveled back in time! How else could they know the phrase?
- But... You're telling me the phrase *after* I told you.
- So you are proving nothing.
- Go kill yourself, show me how you magically wake up, and *then* tell me the phrase.
- Go kill yourself, magically rewind time, and *then* tell me the phrase with the chef hat on.
- goto: mainnode
- if ~$explained:
- Wh...
- How?
- YOU'RE AN ACTUAL TIME TRAVELER!
- Ok, I believe you now.
- My script is not finished though, so I won't do anything about it. *shrug*
- Ooooh.
- Now why would you say that?
- I... don't really know.:
- You seem confused.
- It's ok. Just drift a bit, take some deep breaths, and come back when you are feeling better.
- goto: EXIT
- I was promised a cake. There was no cake.:
- How utterly disturbing.
- The real question is, why would I not say that?:
- Point taken.
- That's a great sentence to just randomly say.
- Congratulations on your creativity.
- Funny hat too.
- I'm just following orders.:
- YOU'RE AN ACTUAL FUCKING TIME TRAVELER?!
- set: believe
- Please, tell me everything you can about this!
- goto: node_ask
- Because cake is delicious!:
- That makes no sense whatsoever.
- Stop wasting my time, lunatic.
- goto: EXIT
- goto: mainnode
- What are you up to?:
- I'm running a workshop. Come by if you need any repairs!
@ -481,6 +498,14 @@
- goto: mainnode
- if: "$timetravel"
Do you think time travel into the past is possible?:
- if $believe:
- Well, you just proved it to me, didn't you?
- How else would you know the phrase and the chef hat thing?
- I still can't believe it.
- Sad that we don't know *how* or *why* this is happening.
- This will give me a lot to think about. Thank you!
- goto: mainnode
- if ~$believe:
- No.
- Well, theoretically, there's all sorts of way to do this but none of them are feasible.
- Why do you ask?
@ -490,20 +515,31 @@
- If I die, I seem to wake up in the same spot over and over again...:
- Hey, let me be very clear here.
- Do not waste my time with bullshit, or I will scrap your body for raw materials.
- I'm serious. I keep waking up, as if I'm respawning in some sort of computer game.:
- I'm serious. Everything reverts back to how it was before, and nobody remembers me.:
- Hm.
- Fascinating.
- I don't believe you.
- But there is obviously one way we can easily validate this.
- set: $explained
- "Kill yourself. Then come back to me, and make the first thing you say to me: Outer Woods."
- Kill yourself to rewind time. Then come back to me wearing a silly chef hat and say "The cake is a lie."
- label: timetravelqanda
- Why? I don't get it.:
- You know, I think a lot about time travel.
- I memorized some phrases that I would tell anyone who claims to be able to travel back in time.
- If they can tell me one of those phrases *before* I tell them, it must mean that they traveled back in time! How else could they know the phrase?
- goto: timetravelqanda
- Where can I get a chef hat?:
- Not a real one, of course.
- Change the settings of your space suit to project an avatar in augmented reality.
- You should find a "Chef Hat" option somewhere. [Press ESC]
- goto: timetravelqanda
- That's genius.:
- Thank you!
- Now go kill yourself.
- Now go kill yourself. Don't forget the chef hat.
- goto: EXIT
- I'm not going to kill myself.:
- Well, doesn't really matter how you die.
- "Just remember: Outer Woods."
- "Just remember. Wear silly chef hat, and tell me: The cake is a lie."
- goto: EXIT
- Whatever.:
- Thank you.
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- goto: EXIT
- label: timeout
- Hm? Is your transmitter borked?
- goto: EXIT
- label: node_ask
- When I die, I just wake up and everything is back as it was before.:
- What? Just like that? This is so wild.
- label: node_ask2
- We have talked before. You told me to die, come back to you with a chef hat, and say that sentence.:
- Hah, so the plan worked out! YES!
- Let me apologize though. I must have been rude before you showed me proof for your story.
- There are just so many bullshiters in the world and I don't have the patience anymore.
- But I believe you now.
- If there is *anything* I can do for you, let me know. This is amazing!
- goto: mainnode
- Leave me alone.:
- goto: gtfo
- goto: node_ask2
- Leave me alone.:
- label: gtfo
- What? No!
- Argh.
- You damn teaser.
- Fine.
- goto: EXIT
- Please, I *have* to know.
- goto: node_ask
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