outfly/src/chats/serenity.yaml

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- chat: Icarus
- if $met:
  - Oh hey, you're back!
  - How are you doing?
  - goto: howru
- Oh hey, you're awake!
- set: $met
- I found you drifting out cold, and thought, I better watch over you.
- Took us here behind that moonlet, to shield you from the micros.
- Thank you!:
  - label: thx
  - No worries. Folks are stretched thin around this corner, we gotta watch out for each other.
  - How are you feeling?
  - goto: howru
- I didn't ask for this.:
  - label: didntask
  - "Sure, 'cause you were unconscious. I just did what felt right. Is there a problem?"
  - Nevermind. Thank you.:
    - goto: thx
  - Leave me alone!:
    - goto: EXIT
- Micros? What's that?:
  - Micrometeorites. Those tiny 混蛋 that fly right through you, leaving holes in your suit. And your body.
  - Ouch! Thank you so much.:
    - goto: thx
  - Whatever... I didn't ask for this.:
    - goto: didntask


- How are you feeling?
- label: howru
- I feel quite cozy, this space suit feels like a second skin.:
  - set: friends
  - Hah, it does, doesn't it?
  - But take care, your suit seems to be leaking. I'd patch it up if I were you.
  - I'm all out of SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ right now, otherwise I'd share.
  - Can I help you with anything else, maybe?
  - goto: help
- I got this apocalyptic headache...:
  - set: friends
  - Heh, probably related to why you were passed out.
  - Go easy on yourself, I'm sure things will turn for the better.
  - Meanwhile, can I help you with anything?
  - goto: help
- I... don't know, I'm pretty disoriented.:
  - set: friends
  - Oh no. Do you need a lowdown on reality?
  - goto: help
- I just want to be alone right now:
  - Oh, sure. Ping me if you need anything. I'll go back to playing my VR game.
  - goto: EXIT
- Not so chatty right now?
- I... guess I'll go back to playing my VR game. Ping me if you need anything.
- goto: EXIT


- label: help
- Where are we?:
  - This is space, my friend.
  - That massive crescent over there, that's Jupiter.
  - We're about 150,000km away from its surface, on the very outside of it's rings.
  - This area is called the Thebe gossamer ring.
  - The moon Thebe is actually pretty close right now, flinging all those micros at us.
  - Micros? What's that?:
    - Micrometeorites. Those tiny 混蛋 that fly right through you, leaving holes in your suit. And your body.
  - goto: help
- What year is this?:
  - Oh, is your Augmented Reality deactivated?
  - Push the TAB button, your space suit's AR will show you the date and time.
  - goto: help
- Why am I here?:
  - That's a very philosophical question.
  - I don't know.
  - It's probably related to the choices you made in your life so far.
  - goto: help
- What should I do?:
  - Ah, that's the beauty of life.
  - You can just do whatever you want.
  - So long as you have the means, and respect people's boundaries.
  - I'm here mostly for the view and the peace.
  - Just look at Jupiter, it's mesmerizing, isn't it?
  - So far away from everything, nobody expects anything from you.
  - If you want, you can take my sports racer for a ride. It's right over there.
  - It rides like a punch in the face, don't hurt yourself, ok?
  - You're too kind!:
    - Ah, don't mention it!
  - There's also a half-decent pizza restaurant over there, look for the neon sign.
  - goto: help
- Do you have some money for me?:
  - Huh? What is money?
  - Currency? Flat round things that you can exchange for goods and services?:
    - Uhm... are you talking about pizza?
    - I don't have any pizza with me right now.
    - But there's a pizza place right over there, look for the neon sign.
    - goto: help
  - Well, anyway, need anything else?
  - goto: help
- I think I'm good for now:
  - goto: chocolate
- Well, I hope you're ok.


- label: chocolate
- I got some left-over instant hot chocolate, would you like some?
- Oh yes! Please!:
  - Here you go, my friend!
  - system: Received 1x ChuggaChug™ Instant Hot Chocolate
  - goto: pizzaplace
- No, thank you.:
- Well. I think I'll go back to playing my VR game. Ping me if you need anything.
- label: pizzaplace
- Oh and make sure to check out the pizza place!
- Will do, bye!:


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- chat: PizzaChef
- if $eat:
  - Ah, they always come back.
  - Ready for another round at Old Earth Pizza?
  - goto: eat
- Oh hey, you found your way to the legendary Old Earth Pizza!
- Time to loosen up! Find yourself a cozy place to drift.
- Do you have a reservation?
- label: reservation
- if: ~$reservation
  ...Reservation? Is there not enough space for everybody?:
  - Ah, space there is.
  - But I can't get overworked, can I?
  - I'm running this joint all by myself, after all.
  - Apart of good ol' Clippy.
  - set: $reservation
  - goto: reservation
- No reservation. Can I still buy something?:
  - '"Buy"? Ah, this old earth thing.'
  - I see you have been reading up on history.
  - Trying to catch the Old Earth Pizza vibe.
  - Amazing.
  - Sure, you can "buy" something, watcha want?
  - goto: eat
- Wh... what's a pizzeria doing here?:
  - Hah, beautiful, right? I carved it out this asteroid myself!
  - You know how much work it was to neutralize the rotation of the asteroid, so my valued customers don't bang against the walls?
  - Do you have a reservation though?
  - goto: reservation
- My head hurts, my suit is leaking, I think I'm dying...:
  - 他妈的, that sound terrible.
  - Unlikely that you'll die though.
  - You're wearing a SecondSkyn™. It's the best, it'll take care of you.
  - Would you like me to patch it up?
  - label: patchup
  - Yes please!:
    - Here you go!
    - script: repairsuit
    - system: SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ applied.
    - goto: reservation
  - How much will you charge me?:
    - Why would I charge you? Your suit is nuclear powered.
    - So what about the patch up?
    - goto: patchup
  - Don't touch me.:
    - Suit yourself.
    - What about the reservation?
    - goto: reservation
  - I guess not.
  - What about the reservation?
  - goto: reservation
- Can I ask you some questions?:
  - Shoot.
  - goto: generic_questions
- I gotta go.:
  - Come back any time! You are always welcome.
  - goto: EXIT
- I guess not.
- But I can't you leave hungry, can I?
- So far away from everything.
- Just let me know if you want something.

- label: eat
- set: $eat
- What's on the menu?:
  - set: $knows-menu
  - Today's special is Suspicious Spacefunghi.
  - It's pretty wild, but 真他媽的好吃.
  - But we have pretty much anything you can dream of.
  - Daring Durian, Artichoke Apple Pie, you name it.
  - goto: eat
- Got pineapple in stock?:
  - I can totally hook you up with that.
  - But why would you want to?
  - It's really delicious:
    - Right, of course.
  - Nevermind:
  - set: $knows-pineapple
  - goto: eat
- I made up my mind.:
  - Which emulsion of deliciousness will it be?
  - if: $knows-menu
    I'd like a Suspicious Spacefunghi:
    - Coming right up your feeding tube!
    - system: Received Suspicious Spacefunghi pizza smoothie
    - goto: served
  - if: $knows-menu
    I'd like a Daring Durian:
    - Coming right up your feeding tube!
    - system: Received Daring Durian pizza smoothie
    - goto: served
  - if: $knows-menu
    I'd like an Artichoke Apple Pie pizza:
    - Coming right up your feeding tube!
    - system: Received Artichoke Apple Pie pizza smoothie
    - goto: served
  - if: $knows-pineapple
    I'd like a pineapple pizza:
    - Coming right up your feeding tube!
    - system: Received pineapple pizza smoothie
    - goto: served
  - if: $knows-coffee
    I'd like a cup of that legendary Old Earth Soykaf, please:
    - Coming right up your feeding tube!
    - system: Received Old Earth Soykaf
    - goto: served
  - Surprise me.:
    - Hmm...
    - I would take you for the adventurous type.
    - Daring Durian, coming right up your feeding tube!
    - system: Received Daring Durian pizza smoothie
    - goto: served
  - Actually... I haven't decided yet.:
    - goto: eat
  - I'm not hungry.:
    - goto: not hungry
- Got anything other than pizza?:
  - Anything you need, I got you covered.
  - label: non-pizza
  - I'm low on oxygen, can you spare some?:
    - But of course! I take care of my guests.
    - script: refilloxygen 1
    - system: Oxygen refilled
    - goto: served
  - Could you patch up my space suit?:
    - Right on.
    - script: repairsuit
    - system: SuitPatch™ SuperGlue™ applied.
    - goto: served
  - Got any coffee?:
    - Your suit should have a coffee dispenser built right into it.
    - Naturally, it's not as good as my legendary Old Earth Soykaf!
    - set: knows-coffee
    - goto: non-pizza
  - Can't think of anything right now.:
  - So what would you like to order?
  - goto: eat
- Can I ask you some general questions?:
  - Shoot.
  - goto: generic_questions
- I'm not hungry, thanks.:
  - goto: not hungry

- If you don't want anything, that's fine too.
- label: not hungry
- Feel free to hang out as long as you like.
- goto: EXIT
- label: served
- Come back any time!
- goto: EXIT

- label: generic_questions
- include: generic_questions_serenity
- See you around!


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- chat: Ash
- Oh, hello!
- Look, I'm very busy right now constructing this place.
- We can talk more once this is done.
- See you around.


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- chat: River
- Welcome to our little oasis!
- This will be great once it's finished.


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- chat: generic_questions_serenity
- Where are we?:
  - Inside Jupiter's rings, obviously.
  - We're about 150,000km away from the gas giant.
  - This region is called Serenity by its inhabitants, due to the relative safety from Jupiter's magnetic field and the micros.
  - goto: generic_questions
- What time is it?:
  - Oh, is your Augmented Reality deactivated?
  - Push the TAB button, your space suit's AR will show you the date and time.
  - goto: generic_questions
- I think I'm good for now.: []


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- chat: Drifter
- system: "Error: No response"
- system: No life signs detected
- Damn, it's gotta be moldy in that suit. How long has it been drifting?:
- Harvest some oxygen:
  - script: refilloxygen 1 Drifter


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- chat: SubduedClippy
- At your service!